Don Prime Minister

Looks like "Don Prime Minister"

The mafia as a criminal institution originated in Sicily, Italy. The word 'Don' in Italian means boss. So the leader of a mafia gang came to be known as a don. https://t.co/BD5fCfg7K4

— David Williams (@davidredbutton) February 13, 2020

Was that a Freudian flourish of the pen from outgoing Chancellor of the Exchequer Sajid Javid? Instead of Dear Prime Minister, does that in fact say in GP prescription scrawl 'Don Prime Minister'? Because it appears that we are dealing with a Mafia crime boss with the tousel haired, blonde bombshell sock puppet Don Boris Johnson and the hand up his backside Dominici Camorra.  Both Don Prime Minister and Don Dom went to private schools. Eton and Durham School respectively. And let me tell you, as one who attended a very minor one here in Wales, they are a breeding ground for ruthlessness*. Durham School received royal foundation by King Henry 'off with their heads' VIII.
Don Dom and Don Prime Minister's Cabinet Shake Up has all the hall marks of a Mafia style hit and with one of those in mind here is a video wot I hijacked from the Daily Mail, the newspaper beloved of ruthless people.

  

Is the video you have just watched actually a Churchillian crime family of 'One Nation Conservatives' Is this actually a Conservative Nostra Clan with Don Dom as the Consigliere? We all know of the Comparison between Donald Trump and a Mafia Boss. Are we now actually seeing an organised crime syndicate operating on both sides of the Atlantic? 

Picture courtesy of the New Statesman

*Just to assure readers that I am not ruthless. I ended up in the soft as shit stream that everybody else used as a door mat but my claim to fame is that I once played 'Rugger' against Jeremy Corbyn's old alma mater Adams' Grammar School Newport. God Bless Jeremy Corbyn and Down with the Cosa Nostra One Nation Conservatives.