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The fact is, the poet does not want admiration, he wants to be believed.
— Jean Cocteau Quotes (@CocteauQuotes) September 21, 2020
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Mae'r Blogfeister ei hun wedi mynd yn gyhoeddus a dweud cyn hyn fasa UKIP yn y Senedd yn dod a thipyn o liw a llun i'r sefydl...
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Dwi newydd gael dadl gyda fy nghymydog! Mi roedd yn ddadl a aeth yn weddol emosiynol. Yn ddadl rydym yn cael weddol aml ynglŷn ar Iaith. Er ...
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Bonheddigion a Bonheddigesau, Ken Frane is back. "A modern-day Dr William Price and thank God for him. He's saved a co...
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If I was Iran I would start stockpiling nuclear warheads, now that the cost of Brent crude has turned the orange fecker's head. The Mang...
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This meme was stolen from https://www.facebook.com/pluginjug When you have a lot of time on your hands having made the decision...
Tuesday, 21 April 2026
Saturday, 11 April 2026
A Dime for Donny
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A Dime for Donny
Hey Buddy! Can you spare a dime for Donny?
Melania’s just gone rogue
trying to put the Strait of Hormuz between her
and her sugar daddy.
She’s denying that she was a victim of Jeffrey
What caused this deflection?
The talks in Pakistan?
I hope they’ve locked up all the couches in Islamabad
cos JD’s on the adVance.
Donny keeps talking about people having no cards!
He told Zelensky who replied
“I’m not playing cards”
The man child Donald Trump
If you criticize him you’ve got TDS
I call BS
He doesn’t like the regime
so he kills the Top Guys of the Tehran firm.
We gotta ask
is Donald Trump Al Capone reincarnated?
He’s behaving like a mobster being run by the Star of David
What is all this about re-opening Alcatraz?
Both mobsters had homes in Florida!
Past tense!
Because I hope by the time I finish writing this
the world will finally taste some bliss
and impeach dime a dozen Donny
under the 25th Amendment!
JD get off that goddam couch!
A Dime for Donny
Hey Buddy! Can you spare a dime for Donny?
Melania’s just gone rogue
trying to put the Strait of Hormuz between her
and her sugar daddy.
She’s denying that she was a victim of Jeffrey
What caused this deflection?
The talks in Pakistan?
I hope they’ve locked up all the couches in Islamabad
cos JD’s on the adVance.
Donny keeps talking about people having no cards!
He told Zelensky who replied
“I’m not playing cards”
The man child Donald Trump
If you criticize him you’ve got TDS
I call BS
He doesn’t like the regime
so he kills the Top Guys of the Tehran firm.
We gotta ask
is Donald Trump Al Capone reincarnated?
He’s behaving like a mobster being run by the Star of David
What is all this about re-opening Alcatraz?
Both mobsters had homes in Florida!
Past tense!
Because I hope by the time I finish writing this
the world will finally taste some bliss
and impeach dime a dozen Donny
under the 25th Amendment!
JD get off that goddam couch!
Monday, 23 March 2026
If I was Iran
If I was Iran I would start stockpiling nuclear warheads, now that the cost of Brent crude has turned the orange fecker's head. The Mango Mussolini. Another psychopathic dictator in the mold of Adolf and Benito. He's been forced to stop because he knows that if he carries on, not only are the mid terms lost completely he knows that he might get frogmarched out of the Oval office and into a waiting padded cell on wheels. He needs committing to a lunatic asylum.
There is no point blaming the American people for voting for him. They didn't have a choice. Their f****d up system which is similar to ours only allows you a choice of two on the menu, take it or leave it. He knows that he's lost the midterms already so it's damage limitation.
This absolute c**t of a human being is cruel, callous and devoid of any empathy. Maybe a psychopath is the trait found in most autocratic leaders. He knows that age is not on his side. He could drop dead any minute either from one too many staged assassination attempts or from a golf ball hitting him on the side of the temple.
Tuesday, 3 March 2026
Welcome the Blues
Welcome the Blues
adapted from W.H Auden's Funeral Blues by Daf Williams
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
On Saturday, Chelsea will come
Let airplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky "💓Joey, Mickey, Eddie and John Neal 💙"instead
Put crepe red bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the stewards and policemen wear Wrexham FC gloves.
They are our North, our South, our East and West,
Our working week and Rob & Ryan’s best,
Our noon, our midnight, our talk, our song;
We thought that our love would last forever: We were not wrong.
All our stars are needed now; Parky substitutes everyone,
Wrexham at SToK Cae Ras; it will be done!
Can we be the FA Cup Giant Killers again? Touch wood!
For everything now is looking very good.
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