Môr Ladron y Senedd : Pirates of the Welsh Assembly

 

They've only been in situ for two weeks and the Tory Lite Upstarts of ReformUK Ltd are behaving like Pirates in the Welsh Assembly. We have a Harry Potter lookalike Cai Parry- Jones complaining about the amount of Tech he's been gifted because he's a Tech Bro and DOGE enthusiast. The same member is complaining about the flying of the Ukrainian flag outside the Senedd building stating that it should be another Union Jack. Well I propose that the 'Butcher's Apron' is taken down and the Jolly Roger hoisted because Pirates have taken over the Senedd.

Joseph Martin, now there's a good name for a Pirate, has been caught on social media taking photographs of Tampons in the mens' bathroom at the Senedd and using the slur 'mental' to describe them.

Andrew RT Davies the 'Heavy Tory' from the Vale of Glamorgan is up in arms with this wet wipe because he uses sanitary products to wipe up the "separatists" that he's been collecting on his rounds of the Senedd premises. The building and institution that he was campaigning to ban in his election campaign, but against his iron will, he's back.

I hope I'm wrong but I fear the Plaid Cymru administration might suffer the same fate as the current UK Labour Government, frustration and impatience from the general public and from the political opposition. Labour are being blamed for 14 years of Tory mismanagement and Plaid Cymru will be blamed for 27 years of Labour mismanagement.

Our politics has become how we order our fast food and how we consume our social media. We cannot for one second or god forbid minute, be bored. Our scrolling and our Kahuna burger must not be interrupted by safe and sensible politics.

Donald Trump knew this from early on, that is why he has systematically gone about creating war on a daily basis. Panama, Greenland, Venezuela, Iran, this oversized mafiosa boss from prohibition America has kept us on the edge of our seats and we have become addicted to the drama.

If it's not exploding in front of us or unleashing a deadly virus, then we don't want to know.

Captain Nigel Farage in his three cornered hat and mustard colored pantaloons has amassed a Fred Karno's Army of opposition in Cardiff Bay, an opposition that like good pirates have been briefed to spoil and disrupt.

"Get in there chaps and chapesses and disrupt the woke ideology of Cardiff Bay with your best right wing populism. Don't stray into Libertarianism because that is for wankers"

Captain Henry Morgan, as legend has it of Llanrumney Hall, must be shaking his head at this new bunch of pirate militia that has arrived in Cardiff Bay. He would have made this gang of populist privateers walk the plank before they had a chance to take pictures of sanitary products or complain about Ukrainian flags.

Let us just hope that a few of this rabble fall overboard drunk or are caught in sting operations by the Welsh Media. Captain Danny Thomas, the cutthroat buccaneer of Barnet will have a job on his hands keeping this flock of miscreants in line.

Herding Cats anyone?