Going anywhere in August

 

Going anywhere in August

 

Going anywhere in August

Tourists like locusts

Your backwater town

transformed

into wedding dress

for the “look look brigade”

Bikers, bikers everywhere

Passive aggression personified

in black leather

Mucho macho!

The roar of the engine

meets the siren of the ambulance

“Do you want a flake in that love?”

Inner city is grim

Got to get to seaside to kill seagull

“It had me fish and chips

and for that, it deserved to die”

Britain burns with resentment

Lobster red gammons with union jack knotted handkerchiefs on heads

bobbing out to sea on requisitioned deckchairs.

Refugees & Migrants, Asylum Seekers hide

from the white men and women!

This isn’t Isabel Oakeshott’s Dubai

This is where you come to cry

to get your name burned through a stick of rock

Man in Reform FC shirt walking like the cock of the walk

is just a cock.

It's Lee Anderson by Sea

A private security firm chaperone a specific group of people

back on to the trains.

They’re hooligans just not the football type

more the religious sort

best not say anymore lest

poet get accused of anti

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Bank Holiday is over

Get back to work!