BYE BYE BRITISH SUMMER TIME!

 

Well what the hell was that?

Same old, same old eh?

As unreliable as the politicians eh?

So you’re off again for another year

How many heatwaves was that?

Mini bursts of madness that encouraged

British Patriots to shout at Migrant Hotels

with tins of courage!

We knew that you were never great

like the land you shone down upon

but at least you were reliable!

Now though?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Climate Change?

If we want hot weather we’ll fly to the Med

thank you very much Jerry

Margo’s just melted in the Gazebo

We like the sun don’t get me wrong

but too much of it is just not Cricket!

Hosepipe Bans?

An Englishman’s Home is his Garden

How are the privatised water companies

meant to flush our shit into the sea if there is no rain?

Keep Practising British Summer Time

Who knows? One year you’ll get it right.

The year we all die of British blight.