Herring Gull & Chips

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gzwyd7rr9o

You kicked me to death because I ate your fish

Dead Fish and now a Dead Gull

Human, what is it in that skull?

Was it the money that you paid?

I usually only go for ice cream

but then I saw your fish

A herring gull can dream of such a dish

The Royal Society for the Protection of Animals had to get involved

and now you’re a wanted man!

How will you sleep at night now with the sound of my screams

haunting your dreams?

"he is about 5ft 10in (1.78m), has curly hair, is of medium build and was wearing a black jacket".

You’ll have to go on the run now to Spain

Change your appearance and only eat paella and drink sangria

Fugitive of Barmouth with “I kill gulls on your T shirt”

At least you don’t kill babies and children

But I’ve heard that topping gulls is a gateway drug

You wont be so smug with that syrup of figs over your mug

Next on the menu for the Chippy of the Year will be

“Herring Gull & Chips”

Further Reading

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2022/10/the-moon-as-fishing-buoy-in-bermo.html

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2014/08/scouse-seagull.html

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2019/01/big-bother-yn-bermo-bitw.html