Mr Starmer: What a Bummer

 

Mr Starmer, what a Bummer

I won't call you Sir Keir

Camp Labour you are shaming

Suspending Corbyn was bloody disgusting.

You went brown nosing with the Blairites

You regressed back to the center.

You remember Dennis Skinner?

You wouldn't invite him to Queen's Counsel Dinner.

All the workers hate the bosses

You Starmer are denigrator

And the Head Coach wants no Lefties

He keeps talking about something called New Labour

Now I don't want this should scare you

You remember Jeremy Corbyn?

They're about to organise a Socialist Party

(Reverb & Echo)

Take Labour home oh Nye and Hardie

I hate Starmer's Labour

Don't leave me out in Epping Forest

where I might get eaten by a Blair.

Take Labour home

Stop making noise and messing the house with other boys.

Oh please don't make me stay

Jezza's been suspended one whole day.

Mr Starmer, what a Bummer

I wont call you Sir Keir

Camp Labour you are shaming

Suspending Corbyn was bloody disgusting,

wait a minute, what's that wailing.

Margaret Hodge has stopped complaining

Playing fair now?

Gee, that's better

Re-instate Corbyn with a sorry letter.