Get Out Now

 Hello?

Sang Adele & Lionel Richie

Neither of them got any answer

So why should I think that I’ll get any answer to this

message in a bottle

Descendants of William the Conqueror

have carried on his legacy of dividing and conquering

Have you seen his keeps?

Sweet

If you care more about who wins the Premier League Title then

GET OUT NOW

If you are more thrilled at the Principality Stadium going back to being an amphitheatre of rugger then

GET OUT NOW

If phucking peasants instead of Covid-19 is your idea of fun then

GET OUT NOW  

One sees where one is going with this in a semiotic reading already yah!

You want us to wake up and smell the coffee jah?

Rastafari, how many times have you got to be stuffed like turkeys for Christmas?

Righteous anger and indignation don’t cut the Colman’s with the Coldstream Guards

If you don’t like the sight of blood then

GET OUT NOW

If you can’t stand the screams of an innocent prisoner being beaten in their cell then

GET OUT NOW

If you thought Kipling made exceedingly good cakes rather than poems then

GET OUT NOW

It ain’t gonna be pretty my pretties!

You can’t use the same word twice in a…..

GET OUT NOW

We’ve rolled over once too often

GET OUT NOW

I don’t mean get out of life soft lad, I mean get out of the room

Because these snotty nosed entitled bastards

Are going to see the world go BOOM!

GET OUT NOW