Prime Minister's Snap Time

Peter Kay as a young boy

There do be talk down in that there London that the Houses of Parliament will have to shut and the 'Members' moved to other quarters. The man in charge of these affairs is 'tool' for the Rhondda Consituency 'Chris Bryant'. He was interviewed on BBC Radio 4 recently and stated quite categorically that he was not 'lurking' when chanced upon in one of the darker recesses of Westminster. From 2000-2006, the FA Cup Final was played at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium whilst Wembley was being rebuilt and by all accounts the travelling supporters enjoyed themselves. A conservative estimate says that the refurb of Parliament will take a minimum of seven years so you knows what I am going to suggest next! Yes, that they move bag and baggage down to Wales to hold Prime Minister's Snap Time. The Millennium Stadium has now changed its name so they couldn't hold the slanging match in there so why not hold it closer to Chris Bryant's second home in the Rhondda at Trehafod Mining Museum. Now look yew ere now indeed to goodness, I know that Trehafod is actually in 'normal' Owen Smith's' constituency but what a vote winner for him should he suggest that the lads and lassies come down to Cymru/Wales on a jolly. They could hire a charabanc from Evan Evan's tours which is just around the corner in Victoria.  This would be ideal for Theresa 'Blue Angel' May and the Tories bringing Wales and the Union closer to London. A local choir could be hired at cost price to accompany the cage down into the ground and a fully fit canary handed to Commons Speaker 'John Bercow' as they descend into the bowels of the earth. Those leopard print kitten heels might be a bit dustier than when they entered but talk about getting down and dirty 'wid da people'. After a hard day's debating it will be down to Ponty's open air lido for a bit of a splash about.