Business Men & Benefit Claimants

Dr Liam Fox speaks to the Nation from David Williams on Vimeo.

It's back to the language of the 'Sissynack' for this one. That lowlife, lowland Scot, Dr Liam Fox has hit upon something. That Business Men & Benefit Claimants are both fat and lazy. The latter however wont be seen on golf courses on a Friday afternoon unless they've got a can of Special Brew in their hands. Now I like Theresa May, I think she's nice, but she has got a clutch of buffoonery in her cabinet, the likes that have not been seen before. Cameron was a cad, a Flashman and we had got used to it because the British Pubic are into a bit of Sado-Masochism. They like the hard bastard in charge (Thatcher) even though they are highly critical of those abroad or those who wish to become Presidents of the United States of America. For some unfathomable reason people over this side of the pond believe they have an inalienable right to pass judgement on who becomes POTUS. 
"Hey Limey, we got our Independence in 1776 from youze purse lipped Puritans, so butt out, capiche?"
Now if we wish to bring down nice Theresa May's Government then Benefit Claimants like myself need to start appearing on Dragon's Den to outline our plans for an overthrow of the system. How outrageous that chubby golfers can be maligned in such a way! How does the Fox know that Dave is not out on the 13th hole making a call to China on his mobile and GPS? We've had 'Benefits Street' so perhaps we could have fat lazy bastards on a golf course street. Of course Liam did not use the word bastard but that's what he was thinking. That's what we all think about someone we perceive to be leading an easier life to ourselves, that they have been born out of wedlock.