Bugger Brexit

Why is it so great to be British?

don't fidget, no need to be skittish!

Is it the football or the Sunday roast?

Is it the text speak or the beans on toast?

When on holiday, you're being tucked over

cos you can't speak the lingo,

do you yearn for the White Cliffs of Dover?

Is it London?

or the fact that we all sound the same?

What is it your playing? What is your game?

Being British is a myth, it's a sham,

do you really think that you're the same as Cam?

You think that leaving Europe will fix your personal woes?

your prejudice and darkness

go pick your nose

cos the bogeymen are up there

and not under the stair.

Just face it, like me, the Bad Poet, you haven't a clue

In or Out, we'll always be blue

poor and depressed we'll yearn for our eternal rest

You don't like change

you're a creature of habit

If you listen to the propaganda

look mate, we've had it.

So like sane George III of yesteryore 

just pop a tab

and say

"Bugger Brexit"