Bobol Fach Hunan Pwysig

Dwi'n fodlon cyfaddawdu. Mae'r Pysgotwr Siarcod yn gwyntio gwaed yn y môr felli mi gaiff yr Arsembly ei 20-30 mwy o ffodyns ar yr un amod, fod y sefydliad yn symud  i'r Gogledd. Gyda S4C gone West yn lle i Gaernarfon, mae'n amser symud 'siop siarad' fyny i Gastell Caernarfon a gadael i Dafydd El rhoi to ar ei ben o fel mae yn rhoi to ar ben popeth arall. Diddorol i mi wna'r Toris a Phlaid Cymru sydd yn uchel ei chloch o blaid y cynllun yma a diddorol fod y person yn gyfrifol am y cynnig yn gyn aelod amlwg o Blaid Cymru, Laura McAllister. Fel pleidiau maent yn siŵr wedi sbïo ar y Mapiau OS ac wedi meddwl yn fanwl o ran oblygiadau'r newidiadau yma. Felli grym trwy'r drws cefn fydd hwn i bob plaid oni bai am Lafur. Glyn Davies o Maldwyn yn deud "Byddai llawer yn trio dadwneud datganoli". Dwi ddim yn ceisio dadwneud o gyda fy ngeiriau bachog ond fy nghwestiwn i ydy "Sut mae hyn yn mynd i arwain at Annibyniaeth i Gymru?" Mwy o siwtiau hunan pwysig yn swagro o gwmpas y bae yn meddwl gwneud misdimanners ond dim digon ffôl neu hyderus i wneud hynny. Mae'r Cymry yn bobol fach hunan pwysig, unrhyw gyfle gânt nhw i ddangos ei hun o flaen y camerâu maent yn ei chymryd ac mae £66,344 fel cyflog dechreuol 'not to be sneezed' at anaye. Tasa cae drysau ar y Senedd yn y Bae yn rhan o'r package a'r symudiad hir i fyny'r A470 at Doc Victoria fel 'pioneers y byd newydd' yn digwydd mi fydd y Siarc yma yn fodlon iddynt fod yn hunan pwysig yn yr iaith Gymraeg, tan fydd yr amser am Annibyniaeth lawn yn dod.  

What? More?

I'm shewer that the shabby shambles in the Shenedd want me to use the Welsh NHS sometime soon as an expert patient because they are raising my blood pressure on a daily basis. They want to raise the number of Arsembly Members. I speak as one who campaigned in 1997 to see this first step on the road to full Independence established. 20 years on and you have an overblown County Council with each member on £65,344 per anus horribilis starting salary. I will compromise on my hard line towards them if they consider the following.

1) The establishment of  'The Shark Party of Wales' with myself as its leader. Going from £62.10 Weekly Carer's Allowance to £65,344 might be a bit of a culture shock but I am willing to take that risk.

2) That in the name of positive discrimination and to support the ethos of all something shortlists that a minimum number of Green Party of Wales members are appointed to the Assembly Chamber. Under the Present System and with Wales having a larger than average number of Climate Change deniers among its population, the Welsh Assembly Government needs experts in the field of renewable energy and environmental activism.

3) That in the name of positive discrimination and to support the ethos of all something shortlists that a minimum number of 16 and 17 year olds are elected to the Welsh Assembly Government. It's not good enough just to give them the vote, they need to be able to represent their age group as well.

4) That all Arsembly members agree to accept the average salary for Wales which is £19,216 a year. After all it is not they that do the actual work, they sit in committees, pass their opinions and judgements and it is other poor saps and civil servants who have to do the hard yards. 

I personally do ave lost all faith in this bureaucracy. I want Independence for Wales. A top heavy arsembly/shenedd will make this more unlikely. I for one say NO to building an extension on the extension. 

Cymru/Wales:Bipolar Nation

Cymru/Wales

Bipolar Nation

How dare you call the Land of my Fathers mentally ill you sexist pig?

Soch Soch hunny bunny

North/South

Gog/Hwntw
Labour/Plaid

A470

Caernarfon/Caerdydd

and I ain't translating that in case you crash.

Got yer stash?

Don't know which spoke to speak aye

Dwi ddim yn hapus Gladys

Visit Wales

the land of snails

cos there are no jobs

We're as high as the soccer euros

and as low as the six nations

some prefer the oval ball

some (like me) prefer to do fuck all

Housing Estates & Bargain Booze

Pint and a Fight and then a Snooze

We're extremely fucked, we really are

with unionists and separatists standing at the bar.

Like Northern Ireland without the religion

It was Lloyd George who carved up that pigeon

Paranoid and full of fear

The Welsh really do love their beer

Carmarthen gets S4C

Cardiff gets the Assembly they didn't vote for

You don't know whether to laugh or cry

For King and Country we'll live or die

Trouble is which king and which country

cos Cilmeri was ddoe

and yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away.

"It's Syr Gareth Edwards down in the corner"

Avoiding

Excuse me, but I'm busy avoiding

Christmas

Shopping

Crowds

Present Buying
Sending Cards

Friends

Enemies

Work

Wine

Women

Song
a Bong

Intimacy

Social Interaction
Clubs
Pubs

Parties

Alcohol

Substances

Drug Dealers

Religious Fanatics

Right Wing Zealots

Zionists

Seagulls

Dangerous Dogs

Dangerous Dogs' Poo

Dangerous Dogs' Owners

Ben Fogle

Jeremy Clarkson

The DUP

The DWP

HMRC

BBC

Nigel Farage
The Exit Sign
that says Brexit

Every Conservative, they are to blame

and every Blairite cos they are the same

Builders

Double Glazing Sales Persons

Taxi Drivers

Bus Drivers

Politicians

Beggars
Bankers
Wankers
Street Vendors
Window Cleaners

Chavs

The Wealthy

Petrol Heads

School Children

Santa Claus

Television

The News
The Scummy Sun
Katie Hopkins

ISIL

Donald Trump

Jacob Rees Mogg

and his dog

Rugby Players

Ruth Davidson 

Arlene Foster

Gloucester

Serial Killers

Grave Diggers

Intellectuals

Snobs

Phone Callers

E Mailers

Texters

Police

The Military
 use of the word 'Principality'

The Royal Family

Retailers

Undertakers

Do Gooders

Mentalists like me

Anything that's free

cos there'll be a catch

Sharks

Crocodiles

Snakes

most reptiles

my dark shadow
blue passports

Excuse me, but I'm busy avoiding life

Shabby Shambles

I cannot be a well man if I have returned to writing in the English Language but I gorra pen a few words about the 'shabby shambles' we do ave, jutting out to sea like the arse end of a ship! Duw, there's lot of words beginning with 'SH' in Wenglish eg shabby, shambles, sharks, shadwell & 💩. The sham assembly or the 'Shenedd' if you were a Welsh Speaker imitating Sean Connery.  
Where to begin? well what about Page 18 of today's WM (Western Mail) with a huge photograph of BJ (Bethan Jenkins) the troubled AM for South Wales West since 2007, the chair of the Assembly's Culture,Welsh Language and Communications Committee. The irony of the piece is that she is moaning about the lack of communication within PC (Plaid Cymru) group in the Arsembly.
The Shenedd is not a happy place at the moment as you only have to go to Page 4 where another 'sh' Martin 'Shippo' Shipton is going great guns on the CJ & CS affair. (Carwyn Jones & Carl Sargeant) If you don't know the why's and wherefore's of that case then heaven help you butty innit! Over on the Letters Page (33) my ol' mate 'Gwyn Buster Meredith' of Brynmawr is taking a pop at 'Welsh Nationalists' Ych a fi. On page 26 of the Business (not Pleasure) pages we are confronted with an even huger picture of the foundations of the new HMRC/DWP building which again ironically is being built on the site of the old Western Mail premises. British building bricks built upon older ones. I have covered these whole shabby episodes in previous posts. If a Doctor from the much maligned Welsh NHS was to take the temperature of the Arsembly/Shenedd at the moment, she/he would have to decide whether to put the thermometer in the armpit or up the arsehole, because the mouthpiece is missing. 
The Welsh Government/Parliament/Senate/Coven call it what you will, is a sick institution presiding over a terminally ill country. Imagine the scene as the building closes down for the Christmas Holidays. The last person to leave the building is CJ (Carwyn Jones) in his big black long coat. The key as big as something that would open a Shakespearean dungeon. There in the dim light of a frozen Dock's night dragging on a cigarette between pursed lips is LA (Leighton Andrews) No words are exchanged between them, the look is enough as we have a pull away long shot to accompanying harmonica music. Somebody shouts "Thar she blows" as Andrew RT Davies' white and bloated body is brought ashore covered in harpoons. Terracotta soldiers march from bar to bar singing well rehearsed Christmas carols that do not detract from the party line. Everyone plays it by the book. Apparently we will see the emergence of a new Political Party in Wales in 2018. Let's just hope that the name they finally choose for that, doesn't begin with 'sh' as well.     

Rants Iechyd y Meddwl/Mental Health Rants

 

'Rant' mae'r gair ei hun yn un crac ac un flêr. Mae yna ddicter yn y gair a dyna sut dwi yn edrych ar Iechyd y Meddwl. Dim Iechyd Meddwl ond iechyd y meddwl. Iechyd sydd yn perthyn i'r meddwl. Dwi'n dod o gyfnod y punks ble roedd y neges yn y gerddoriaeth ac yn y wisg. Capel ar y Sul a safety pins gweddill yr wythnos! As if! Na os dwi'n debyg i chi dwi'n hanu o deulu a thraddodiad parchus Cymraeg ond dydy iechyd y meddwl ddim yn barchus. Weithiau mae yn gallu gweiddi'r gair 'Cont' allan yn uchel ac yn atseiniol. Dwi ddim yn meddwl fod yna digon o le yn gymdeithas i fynegi rhwystredigaeth a dicter. Dyna un rheswm am gymaint o drais yn y cartref. Dydy o ddim yn esgus amdano fo o’n mae yn rheswm. Mae defnydd o gyffuriau cyfreithlon yn gallu gwneud o yn waeth. Alcohol 'the go to drug of choice' i bobol barchus Cymru yn achosi mwy o broblemau na chanabis a cocaine tybiwn ni. Ond o beth rydym ni yn ceisio ffoi? Oddiwrth beth rydym ni yn rhedeg? Y ffaith ein bod yn feidrol ac yn mynd i farw heb sylweddoli ein huchelgeisiau? Beth ydy'r cysgod mawr yma sydd yn cyhwfan drosom ni gyd ac i'r rhai anffortunus (neu ffortunus) mae yn troi mewn i afiechyd y meddwl. Dwi ddim yn teimlo fod yna digon o drugaredd a haelioni yn y byd. Mae rhaid i ni weld mwy o hyn yn ein bywydau bob dydd yn lle gweld erchyllterau'r byd ar y newyddion 24/7. Os ydych mewn sefyllfa argyfwng yn ein cymdeithas pwy sydd yn cael ei alw (yn dibynnu ar ble dych chi'n byw: y loteri cod post bondigrybwyll) gan amlaf yng Nghymru, yr Heddlu sydd yn cael ei galw. Dim am ddim maent yn cael ei galw 'Y Peace Force'. Mae blerwch afiechyd y meddwl yn amharu ar heddwch gymdeithas felli mae rhaid i alw am bobol sydd yn cadw'r heddwch ond ydy bob unigolyn dwedwch yn haeddu goddefgarwch a haelioni gymdeithas? Ond mewn system gyfalafol, gystadleuol ble mae'r amser i gael taw ymysg y storom. O'r ysgol i'r brifysgol i'r gwaith ta gyrfa i briodas i ymddeoliad i'r bedd. A dyna di bywyd? Well os hwnna ydy bywyd dwi wir yn synnu fod 'na ddim canran mwy uchel yn dioddef o afiechyd y meddwl. Roedd y punks yn gweld fod cyfaddawdu yn lladd pobol. Dyna waith y sefydliad chi'n gweld, i wneud yn siŵr mi rydych chi yn cyfaddawdu. Yn sicr, mae natur a geneteg gyda rhan i chwarae ond yr amgylchedd sydd yn bwysicach yn penderfynu os fydd afiechyd y meddwl yn amlygu. Mewn cymdeithas ble mae'r unigolyn yn cael ei werthfawrogi a'i barchu fel enaid holistaidd yn lle uned economaidd i wneud pres a thalu treth cawn weld llai o afiechyd y meddwl ond mae rhaid i ni fel unigolion newid y diwylliant. Mae rhaid i ni droi ein cefnau a'r diwylliant sydd wedi anfon gymaint o'n cyndeidiau yn sâl ac i fedd cynnar. Mae rhaid i ni fynnu gwell.

It is time

It wont be about Kings, Princes and Sovereignty

there will be no banner waving pageantry

no marches or protest nor musicians

it will be in the silence in the forests of Mid Wales

that will chime

"It is time"

The 'everyman', the ordinary woman

will have had enough of Brexit decay

there wont be a great deal of difference day to day

but there will be a change of mindset.

They've been on about re-wilding for quite a time 

bringing back the wolves and the lynx

but you know it stinks.

It's a game, we're being played

because as soon as we think we are free

they'll hire a marksman and put him in a tree

and as we run and dance in Independence trance

the hired hand, the hit man releases the safety catch

but the bang does not come

because the Green Man has spread some fresh branches

that are choking, caressing and poking

doing everything that the establishment has done to us.

If you look up you will now see

that the sniper has become a part of that tree.

the dull and doltish

will respond to the sparkle

of Meghan Markle

but we the Green Men and Women of the Mid Wales trees

will be re-grouping, re-wilding and re-Welshing

not with a 'ch'

<<<<<<<<Welching>>>>>>>>

so that you can claim that we betrayed you

or rather betrayed ourselves by becoming one of your battalions

but with a spring in our step and a confidence in our speech

that proclaims "We will siarad Cymraeg even if it kills us"

and then there will be silence again

bar the breaking of the odd sprig of twig