Avoiding

Excuse me, but I'm busy avoiding

Christmas

Shopping

Crowds

Present Buying
Sending Cards

Friends

Enemies

Work

Wine

Women

Song
a Bong

Intimacy

Social Interaction
Clubs
Pubs

Parties

Alcohol

Substances

Drug Dealers

Religious Fanatics

Right Wing Zealots

Zionists

Seagulls

Dangerous Dogs

Dangerous Dogs' Poo

Dangerous Dogs' Owners

Ben Fogle

Jeremy Clarkson

The DUP

The DWP

HMRC

BBC

Nigel Farage
The Exit Sign
that says Brexit

Every Conservative, they are to blame

and every Blairite cos they are the same

Builders

Double Glazing Sales Persons

Taxi Drivers

Bus Drivers

Politicians

Beggars
Bankers
Wankers
Street Vendors
Window Cleaners

Chavs

The Wealthy

Petrol Heads

School Children

Santa Claus

Television

The News
The Scummy Sun
Katie Hopkins

ISIL

Donald Trump

Jacob Rees Mogg

and his dog

Rugby Players

Ruth Davidson 

Arlene Foster

Gloucester

Serial Killers

Grave Diggers

Intellectuals

Snobs

Phone Callers

E Mailers

Texters

Police

The Military
 use of the word 'Principality'

The Royal Family

Retailers

Undertakers

Do Gooders

Mentalists like me

Anything that's free

cos there'll be a catch

Sharks

Crocodiles

Snakes

most reptiles

my dark shadow
blue passports

Excuse me, but I'm busy avoiding life