Welcome to Great Britain

 

Welcome to Great Britain

is patently untrue

to put it bluntly we don't want you.

You really are not welcome

so the black cladded 'patriots' would have you believe.

From Dover to Portsmouth and everywhere in between

there is seething resentment at the giant dinghies sight unseen.

If you've sailed from Cherbourg to the Solent 

you deserve a round of applause 

but what the lumpen proletariat don't like, it's not being done for the cause,

for the sake of Blighty and the white working class denizens within.

They feel that they are being cheated out of housing and healthcare,

of non existent jobs, why don't the Toffs care?

It's only the dodgy posh like Farage and Rupert Lowe  

who've sold their souls to the foreign devils

They'll take you all below.

The greatest grift of smoke and mirrors is being perpetuated by wealthy conmen

while the dangerous uneducated have been waiting for this day!

From Epping Forest to Southport, to Knowsley, to Cannock to Rotherham

from Southampton it's coming round the coast again. 

Burnham wants to spread the load so the wealthy can feel the pain

of the poor bitter and twisted but they have lawyers on their side.

Men in wigs who will send the Middle Class to Jail

for protesting with a sign!

"Oh Jerusalem! Oh Perfidious Albion! please tell me what is mine?

Wotchoo mean nuffing?

I got to have someffink for my troubles don't you see" 

They're coming to take my nothing

that's why we scream and shout

It's too easy for you to call me a far right lout. 

I can't pretend to understand the politics of Empire and of bombings and of war

all I do know that after a day of doom scrolling I feel very sore.

Trump and Musk have all the answers and now the AFD

No more woke weak lefty labour liberals for us!

You can stuff your Greens right up your chuff

It's football and a punch up and a Sunday lunch

"We want our country back and stop the boats"

"Get out of my way you non British scrote"