We are the Scouse Seagulls
That's plain for all to see,
I was having a bevvy and a smoke
while swooping for me tea
Then I looks down
at the paper floating by
and I thinks to meself
Aye, Aye!
We support Liverpool, Tranmere & Everton
We're Red, White & Blue
It's whoever feeds us really
We are Scouse, through and through.
I was just saying to Wayne
that Liverpool's Business Owners had become
"Bigger, Cocky and more Aggressive"
He said "They're a pain"
We are as much a part of the skyline
as designer flats and boutique hotels
We don't groan about them,
Christ, they F*****g smells.
We don't want your money
we just want yer food
All yer moanings
put me in a foul mood.
I wouldn't worry about us too much
cos if we ate as much as you
we wouldn't be able to stand up
let alone chew.
but like the lady on Facebook say
The Government are shitting on you everyday
but when we drop one on you
You're going to make us pay!
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