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Wednesday, 27 August 2025

BYE BYE BRITISH SUMMER TIME!

 

BYE BYE BRITISH SUMMER TIME!

 


Well what the hell was that?

Same old, same old eh?

As unreliable as the politicians eh?

So you’re off again for another year

How many heatwaves was that?

Mini bursts of madness that encouraged

British Patriots to shout at Migrant Hotels

with tins of courage!

We knew that you were never great

like the land you shone down upon

but at least you were reliable!

Now though?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Climate Change?

If we want hot weather we’ll fly to the Med

thank you very much Jerry

Margo’s just melted in the Gazebo

We like the sun don’t get me wrong

but too much of it is just not Cricket!

Hosepipe Bans?

An Englishman’s Home is his Garden

How are the privatised water companies

meant to flush our shit into the sea if there is no rain?

Keep Practising British Summer Time

Who knows? One year you’ll get it right.

The year we all die of British blight.  

Thursday, 21 August 2025

Going anywhere in August

 

Going anywhere in August

 



Going anywhere in August

Tourists like locusts

Your backwater town

transformed

into wedding dress

for the “look look brigade”

Bikers, bikers everywhere

Passive aggression personified

in black leather

Mucho macho!

The roar of the engine

meets the siren of the ambulance

“Do you want a flake in that love?”

Inner city is grim

Got to get to seaside to kill seagull

“It had me fish and chips

and for that, it deserved to die”

Britain burns with resentment

Lobster red gammons with union jack knotted handkerchiefs on heads

bobbing out to sea on requisitioned deckchairs.

Refugees & Migrants, Asylum Seekers hide

from the white men and women!

This isn’t Isabel Oakeshott’s Dubai

This is where you come to cry

to get your name burned through a stick of rock

Man in Reform FC shirt walking like the cock of the walk

is just a cock.

It's Lee Anderson by Sea

A private security firm chaperone a specific group of people

back on to the trains.

They’re hooligans just not the football type

more the religious sort

best not say anymore lest

poet get accused of anti

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Bank Holiday is over

Get back to work!    

Tuesday, 19 August 2025

Bomb Public Schools

 



With all the carnage from war in the world this blogger uses the word 'bomb' in a laissez faire manner. How dare he? Well he dares. Who dares wins Rodney!

With Rupert Lowe, spawn of satan, alumni of Radley Colllege, Oxford mounting an attack on the Home Office for compassionately accepting babies and children from the Gaza Strip, from Palestine for treatment by the NHS, this public school orifice condemns them for that.

By this stage I believe that his twitter account is run by a room of elderly bots under a decayed hotel on the Great Yarmouth seafront. He is outrage farming and he's getting a lot of outrage but it's bouncing off the walls of his stables in the Cotswolds.

Back to the title of the blog, why don't you? Instead of removing the charitable status of 'Public Schools' you know the schools that aren't meant for the public but for fee paying sons and daughters of diplomats and officers in the armed forces. When they turn out on a Wednesday afternoon in their Cadet Force uniforms to squarebash around the quad "Bomb them".

The amount of damage that public schoolboys have done to this motley assortment of 'home countries'. Cameron, Johnson, Sunak! Cameron cow towing to Farage of Dulwich College! That was one in the eye of Eton. Brexit Bumhole Britain delivered to you by racist Public Schoolboys on bikes.

There used to be a Twitter account, Labour against Public Schools. That's disappeared. The slow death of taxing them is not quick enough. We need to level up. Remember Cameron's Big Society? Well getting rid of these ancient institutions of class inequality has got to be a definite step to a fairer, more just society.  

We need less Rupert Lowes and more Gary Linekers. There is far too much hate and hostility swirling around fanned by the MSM. As if the 24/7 genocide in Palestine is not enough for the bloodthirsty flag shaggers standing outside migrant hotels. Who is putting them in these hotels in the first place? Public Schoolboys, but because they are white, it's allright "One of us, One of us"

The sooner the class system, for it is definitely a system for those that shout the loudest at the top, is dismantled the better. Let's start by taxing their wealth and dismantling their ancient schools brick by brick.

I don't care if it dates back to 1482, bend over, here's my shoe!


 

     

Thursday, 14 August 2025

Herring Gull & Chips

 


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gzwyd7rr9o



You kicked me to death because I ate your fish

Dead Fish and now a Dead Gull

Human, what is it in that skull?

Was it the money that you paid?

I usually only go for ice cream

but then I saw your fish

A herring gull can dream of such a dish

The Royal Society for the Protection of Animals had to get involved

and now you’re a wanted man!

How will you sleep at night now with the sound of my screams

haunting your dreams?

"he is about 5ft 10in (1.78m), has curly hair, is of medium build and was wearing a black jacket".

You’ll have to go on the run now to Spain

Change your appearance and only eat paella and drink sangria

Fugitive of Barmouth with “I kill gulls on your T shirt”

At least you don’t kill babies and children

But I’ve heard that topping gulls is a gateway drug

You wont be so smug with that syrup of figs over your mug

Next on the menu for the Chippy of the Year will be

“Herring Gull & Chips”


Further Reading

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2022/10/the-moon-as-fishing-buoy-in-bermo.html



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