The silly season is upon us again and Thursday May 6 has been ordained as Election Day to the Senedd in Wales. Straight off the arse end of a lockdown pandemic our elected aficionados want us to elect them again for another four years of gravy training down the Cardiff Bay Cartel. So it's stubby pencil and postal vote time in our house where I might get the cat to put a paw print in the box instead of a cross and do you know where that paw print would go? In the box next to Plaid Gogledd Cymru: The Party of North Wales. Now I wont name them but there are three parties standing at the election who have the arrogance to believe that Wales is one country. Granted, it looks like one country on any atlas or map but those who live here know that those who live in the North are a very different breed and make to those who live in the South. For North & South I am taking the A44 as the dividing line. We are actually a Campaign Group more than a political party. An awareness raising organisation which wishes to drive the ancient wedge between Gog and Hwntw even deeper than it already is. So the poor old cat will have to drag the postal vote to the cat litter this year and provide a protest mark in its own inimitable fashion.
The main components of Plaid Gogledd Cymru's Manifesto are as follows
1) All Private Education establishments will be forced to close. They will be taken back into Public Ownership and transformed into 'North Wales Free State Schools'. There will be no Class Division in a North Wales Free State and eradicating the scourge of choice in education will ensure a more equitable start in life for our young people.
2) Those young people will be looked after by the safety net of a Universal Basic Income of a minimum of £500.00 per month per person. Nobody will be forced into mindless, soul crushing employment. Folks will be encouraged to think and act creatively. It is hoped that the North Wales Free State will become a sanctuary for the Bohemian & Creative Lifestyle.
3) The Taxes to pay for the UBI will be created by charging all tourists to the North Wales Free State to park at Betws y Coed and to pay for their 'ride' into Parc Cenedlaethol Eryri. A Ring of Protective Fire will be created around our 'National Treasure' which will extend to Dolgellau in the South. Hwntws who never bother travelling North anyway will be charged double.
4) Plant y Gogledd or Children of the North will not be allowed to stay longer than three years in South Wales. Long enough to complete a course of study but we want them back. No longer the Brain Drain to South Wales. Financial Incentives will be provided to entice them back.
5) Three locations have been earmarked as the seat of the New North Wales Free State Parliament: Rhosllanerchrugog, Mochdre and Aberdyfi. A recently run poll on twitter shows that nobody is the slightest bit interested.
6) The North Wales Free State wishes to show it's Green credentials by 'Rewilding'
Druids will be re-introduced to selected areas but in particular Ynys Môn.
The National Anthem called 'A New North Wales' is currently being composed by Peter Mikes on the Gower.
I would urge all proud Gogs to consider joining the Northern Independence Party and to keep checking back here for further Manifesto pledges and more News from Plaid Gogledd Cymru.
IN THE NORTH WALES FREE STATE WE TRUST
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