Mosey & Mooch
They were Birkenhead’s answer to Burke and Hare
They ran a Keys & Kitten Heels Bar on Hamilton Square.
When closed for the day they’d head out and away.
They weren’t grave robbers per se but they were hired by a solicitor to get rid of people, pay per play.
You think the Bizzies are mustard, the Bizzies are in charge?
How is it then that Mosey & Mooch are still at large?
Merseyside Police were waiting for the big sting, for the i phones on their desks to ring.
The law is an ass we all agree and the world is over populated, don’t you see?
Mosey & Mooch were doing Social Services a favour, bumping people off as an endeavour.
They gave the lawyer the shove and applied for an enterprise grant, please see above.
The sign upon the shop front now read
Keys and Kitten Heels and Brown Bread
Mosey & Mooch are trademarked names by the nonsense verse writer David Williams and an International Patent has been registered at Newport as of yesterday so keep yer hands off.
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