Mosey and Mooch had a pooch called Hooch
their favourite music was Cab Calloway's 'Cooch'
Sometimes Mosey would like to smooch with his girlfriend Moose
but Mooch kept telling him she was fast and loose.
They had business to attend to,
people to bump off,
sometimes they knew not who
a note on the leg of a pigeon
an arrow fired into the office
an email at 3 am.
A grainy picture, a description and an address
was all the deadly pair required.
They were always one step ahead of the Bizzies
who'd had one too many fizzies the night before.
Half of Birkenhead had been laid waste
before they turned their attention to Wallasey & New Brighton
a lorra local people had a cob and a fright on!
They were able to disappear at will,
no surprise then, that no chance had Old Bill.
They could cut keys and necks
they could fit new soles and get rid of old souls
Who knows? they might end up calling the shop
' Just Brown Bread'
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