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Tuesday, 25 February 2020

Guest Blog Post: REMY DEAN

I always enjoy hosting guests on sharkfishinginwales, the main reason being that they receive far more page views than any posts that I write and I know that today's guest will be no exception. I consider Remy Dean to be a kindred spirit. He had the vision to interview me here and I wanted to interview him for my blog to discover more about the
 'Man from the Moelwyns'
Remy Dean : Folklore Talk : Ty Meirion
Tell us, Remy, about your journey from early writing days to where you are now?
I was writing stories as soon as I could write and long before I could spell! Mostly, reworkings of what I’d seen on telly or read in comics. I remember writing my own take on Watership Down, only with bumblebees, instead of rabbits, who have to leave their nest when its attacked by wasps… 
I remember proudly taking my first published piece of writing into school – it was a letter I sent into ‘Fantastic Film’ magazine. I think seeing those words I’d typed in my little bedroom, on my toy typewriter with its plastic strikers, appear in proper print on the pages of my favourite film magazine put the idea of being a writer into my little brain. Back then, though, I was keener on being a film director! I eventually took a degree in audio visual design with that in mind.
It wasn’t a film school course, so it covered all aspects of film, photography, radio, music and drama including the scriptwriting. I learnt that filmmaking is a team-sport with lots of compromises and it was the writing that allowed the individual more creative expression. Also, a good film relies on the quality of its script more than anything else. So, by the time I had my degree, I was more interested in the writing side of things and my first volume of poetry was published the year after I graduated. 
My first job out of college was as a Press Officer for a big non-profit organisation. That was great for making contacts and taught me the ropes as a journalist. I started out writing snippets for newspapers and magazines, then longer features and eventually I was getting big publishers coming to me with book commissions. That’s an enviable position for any writer to find themselves in but what I enjoyed most was writing for small indie publications, what we called fanzines back in the day. 
I loved writing fiction and experimenting with words. The professional writing jobs got me a reputation and I was taken seriously as a writer… that led to a publisher picking up my first novel, ‘Scraps’, an anarcho-punk-noir-crime story. I enjoyed some critical acclaim, did a few interviews in the writing magazines. There was even some interest from a film company. I also realised that there was a lot less money in fiction than in mainstream book commissions, so to follow the dream I had to redesign my life…
How did the journey take you from Newport, Monmouthshire to Blaenau Ffestiniog?
My family moved from Newport when I was about two years old and my dad’s work meant we relocated several times over the next decade or so – Liverpool, Surrey, Skelmersdale, Kingston, until settling in Lancashire where I spent my formative teen years. I studied in Wigan, Stoke and Blackpool before moving down to London as a so-called adult. 
With the advent of t’internet and a new-fangled technology called electronic mail, I realised it was no longer essential to be London-based and so we moved back to Wales. I took a part-time teaching job to cover the bills, intending to concentrate more on fiction.
What happened is that I loved teaching so much that it became more than full-time for quite a while. Gradually though, being a teacher became less about teaching and inspiring, and instead started to be much more about judging and assessing and box-ticking. The immense rewards of teaching started to be overshadowed by stress and frustration, so the focus shifted back onto my own art and writing. 
What have been the challenges of living in such a Welsh speaking area? 
I only speak a spattering of colloquial Cymraeg, so I’m not confident enough to use it in a professional setting. Blaenau Ffestiniog is more than 80 percent first-language Welsh, but we were welcomed into that community and have enjoyed living as part of it for more than 20 years now! 
For most of that time I was working in the bilingual settings of two local colleges. The only real downside is because I enjoy working in the community with creativity and well-being projects and many of those commissions require you to be a ‘fluent Welsh-speaker’, regardless of whether you’re actually Welsh or not. Which means I sometimes have to go a bit further afield to take up such opportunities, but I think that’s something you’d have to do in any rural location… 
I’d like to speak better Cymraeg and have taken several courses, but perhaps my experience of learning French in school has convinced me I’m hopeless at learning languages – I had the lowest exam score ever achieved in my school, in my GCSE French – 3 percent! Though the same year I did get the highest grade in the school, too! Biology, 100 percent. 
Do you draw inspiration from the landscape around you? 
Absolutely! I think the land is the biggest single influence on what I do as a creative, though I’m also inspired by films and literature from far beyond my immediate horizons… 
Did you know straightaway after landing that you would be doing a Moelwyn's Morning Feature? Please tell us about that!
I started photographing the Moelwynnion mountains as soon as I saw them! I was doing that for my own pleasure, as a visual record and a way of learning about my immediate environment. 
I didn’t envisage it as a creative project until I signed up with twitter and saw David Lynch doing his daily weather comments… they were really odd and very cool and I missed them when he stopped doing them. So, I thought, well the thing I do most mornings is go for a walk and greet the Moelwyns, so I could do my own visual version of a weather report… and the #Moelwyns project was born! 
They’re as ‘old as the hills’, quite literally, but they’re different every day, sometimes from one minute to the next. They’ll never ‘get old’. They’re now a major part of my spiritual connection with the land, in a kind of Arthurian-shamanic sort of way…
What is the main genre your writing fits with? 
Genres are something I dealt with a lot as a teacher of Media and Film Studies and still do as a film critic. So, I have thought about the idea of genre quite a bit. They’re just a sort of contract between creator and consumer - a short-hand for what kind of thing to expect. Most genres get tired very quickly because when one is identified as being popular, producers try to meet audience demand and saturate the market. Genres seem to work best when they collide and become hybrids. 
Is ‘keep it interesting’ a genre? If so, that’s the one I’m aiming at! 
I don’t really think in genres, though I would say my favourite is Horror, that’s what I read the most. I also love Fantasy, but I don’t love many fantasy books… I usually find them such a trudge to get through. That’s something I’ve tried to be aware of when writing my own epic fantasy, ‘This, That and the Other’. I hope it stays exciting, fast-moving and thought-provoking for the reader. My latest novels identify as children’s fiction and that’s what I’m getting the most enjoyment out of writing right now!
Tell us about your current writing project.
‘This’, is an epic fairy-tale-fantasy inspired by local folklore and written with my daughter as creative consultant. It’s my first book for children and young adults and is being published as a part-work. The first three parts of book one are already out. 

Part four of ‘This’ will be published in the summer and then I’ll be moving on with, ‘That’, the second and, eventually, ‘The Other’, third and final book in the trilogy. I expect they’ll be broken down into parts as well… The whole story arc is plotted out and big chunks are written, so, the more copies that sell, the faster the publisher will be able to put the whole story out.
‘This, That and the Other’ charts the special friendship between two girls, Rietta and Carla, who get pulled into a magical adventure together, across the three realms – the world we live in, the world of the fairy folk, and the dark, sinister place were the ‘others’ have been banished. It’s a modern fable inspired by Welsh fairy tales and world folklore. 
It’s written in a contemporary style, for sure, but harks back to classic fantasy like, 'The Neverending Story', 'The Box of Delights', 'The Chronicles of Narnia'… I hope it’s an exciting, intriguing adventure, but also that it empowers young people and encourages them to think more deeply about the important issues they face today…
Tell us about your art and your creative output generally please.
Remy Dean: asemic writing talk: Plas Tan y Bwlch
I approach writing as an art. I approach art as a form of writing. I find it difficult to define a border between the two. Much of my visual art, the stuff that goes into frames and is shown in galleries, comes from ‘asemic writing’, mark-making that uses those same ingrained pathways - from mind, through brain, to hand - as the written word. Those conditioned reflexes we use in our hand-writing, creating a unique visual language that shares many formal elements with writing, and may express ideas and emotions in a similar way, but without forming words and literal meaning… and perhaps avoiding the cultural dogma often attached to words and languages. 
I think Antonin Artaud experimented with the use of voice in a similar in the theatre. He tried to use sound to express emotional truth without letting words get in the way and put up their barriers of meaning.
I wrote an article considering the boundaries and overlaps between art and writing which you can read in ‘The Signifier’:
Usually, stories are at the heart of my creative approach and my favourite mode in visual art is something called ‘objet-avec-courte-histoire’ - an artform that I claim as my own centred on objects with a short story attached to them. In my case the objects can be photographs, found artefacts, places and physical things I’ve made. 
You can find some examples of my visual art at my website: https://remydean.blogspot.com/p/art.html
But I think good writing is a type of visual art. Because with a successful piece of fiction, you become transported, you see what is being described, as if in a film or a dream, and the words on the page disappear!
When I remember a good novel I’ve read, it’s the poetic imagery, the pictures my imagination painted in response to the words that I recall, not the words themselves. Good writing is a form of magic in that way.
Thank you, David, for inviting me onto your lively website!
For more information on Remy’s projects, check out his official website: https://remydean.blogspot.com/
And for news and updates follow Remy on twitter: https://twitter.com/DeanAuthor
Thank you and Diolch Remy for agreeing to be interviewed.

Note to Readers: I have purchased two copies of Remy's first book for children and young adults for my two nieces. 
Why not consider doing the same for the young folks in your family?

Sunday, 23 February 2020

Personality Disorders

In this Blog Post I am going to call BULLSHIT 💩 on Personality Disorders. I watched a video about Introversion and Negative Self Talk and the presenter mentioned Cluster B disorders and I thought 'ClusterFuck' so I headed on over to the Mayo Clinic page (which I presume is based in County Mayo, Republic of Ireland) which was the first one that came up under Google and I was presented with the following and out of respect to Larry Tesler I have copy and pasted Symptoms and Causes and I have provided a link to the Diagnosis and Treatment page which made me shudder. Take a look and have a guess why?  As you go down the symptoms and causes you will see that I have added my own comments to the one in the article raising questions about their validity.  If you read this article and you don't identify as having one of the Personality Disorders I wouldn't be surprised, I would be amazed because who are Doctors and Big Pharma to say that we have Personality Disorders? Who had the Perfect Personality so that we may be disordered in their presence. The word personality itself is loaded "Oh you have a great personality" & "Oh you have a personality disorder". NO, you have a warped view of what the perfect personality is. The perfect personality does not exist. We are all warped and kinked. If we were to be sold in the human being section of the supermarket, we would be in the wonky section. We are imperfect works in progress. So so many of us have had dis-functional childhoods in one shape or form that for us to become adults and then be told that we have a personality disorder because we have 'a rigid and unhealthy pattern of thinking'. Excuse me, could you show me a fluid and healthy pattern of thinking please? Oh you think so! Now that is very subjective. If you want to see a fluid and healthy pattern of thinking go take a look on twitter on second thoughts according to the Mayonnaise School of Personality Disorders everybody on social media has a Goddam Personality Disorder. The two words 'Personality & Disorder' should not go together. How can anybody be disordered in an insane world?     


Overview

A personality disorder is a type of mental disorder in which you have a rigid and unhealthy pattern of thinking, functioning and behaving. A person with a personality disorder has trouble perceiving and relating to situations and people. This causes significant problems and limitations in relationships, social activities, work and school.
In some cases, you may not realize that you have a personality disorder because your way of thinking and behaving seems natural to you. And you may blame others for the challenges you face. (Yuk Yuk you may blame the Government, go take a look on social media)
Personality disorders usually begin in the teenage years or early adulthood. There are many types of personality disorders. Some types may become less obvious throughout middle age.(Because in middle age you are expected to be tired, cynical and  bitter. Are these traits personality disorders or can they be clustered under 'realist')

Symptoms

Types of personality disorders are grouped into three clusters, based on similar characteristics and symptoms. Many people with one personality disorder also have signs and symptoms of at least one additional personality disorder. It's not necessary to exhibit all the signs and symptoms listed for a disorder to be diagnosed.("Roll Up, Roll Up Folks". Get Two Symptoms for the Price of One. More money for the so called professionals treating you)

Cluster A personality disorders

Cluster A personality disorders are characterized by odd, eccentric thinking or behavior. They include paranoid personality disorder, schizoid personality disorder and schizotypal personality disorder.

Paranoid personality disorder

  • Pervasive distrust and suspicion of others and their motives( I have this and I call it experience)
  • Unjustified belief that others are trying to harm or deceive you (People have tried to harm and deceive me in the past so who are you Doc to say that it is unjustified?)
  • Unjustified suspicion of the loyalty or trustworthiness of others( Some fuckers are disloyal and let you down, again justify your unjustified Sheriff) 
  • Hesitancy to confide in others due to unreasonable fear that others will use the information against you (again the human worm has used confidential information against me so I would say more than hesitant)
  • Perception of innocent remarks or nonthreatening situations as personal insults or attacks (How do we know they are innocent or nonthreatening? You don't know the motherfucker who made them. I do)
  • Angry or hostile reaction to perceived slights or insults (There was nothing perceived about them. They were slights and insults) 
  • Tendency to hold grudges (Who doesn't for fuck's sake?)
  • Unjustified, recurrent suspicion that spouse or sexual partner is unfaithful (Well they have been in the past, I have proof so again justify your unjustification)
I score pretty high on paranoid. What about you?
You get my drift folks. I'm not going to go through the whole lot because I cannot be arsed.(I score high on the 'can't be arsed personality disorder')I have personality disorders  hanging out of my arse but I will be 54 years of age in a week's time and I am going to pretend that they have now become less obvious. I am calling bullshit on personality disorders and the big business of labeling people for profit. Do you really want to know what the Psychiatrist and the Psychotherapist get up to after the head factory has closed? After all, one man's Jung is another woman's Freud. 



Schizoid personality disorder

  • Lack of interest in social or personal relationships, preferring to be alone
  • Limited range of emotional expression
  • Inability to take pleasure in most activities
  • Inability to pick up normal social cues
  • Appearance of being cold or indifferent to others
  • Little or no interest in having sex with another person(You would label somebody Schizoid for this? Oy Vey! You should try having sex with some of the people I have. It would put you off for life)

Schizotypal personality disorder

  • Peculiar dress, thinking, beliefs, speech or behavior
  • Odd perceptual experiences, such as hearing a voice whisper your name
  • Flat emotions or inappropriate emotional responses
  • Social anxiety and a lack of or discomfort with close relationships
  • Indifferent, inappropriate or suspicious response to others
  • "Magical thinking" — believing you can influence people and events with your thoughts
  • Belief that certain casual incidents or events have hidden messages meant only for you(It's called synchronicity bruv)

Cluster B personality disorders

Cluster B personality disorders are characterized by dramatic, overly emotional or unpredictable thinking or behavior. They include antisocial personality disorder, borderline personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder and narcissistic personality disorder.

Antisocial personality disorder

  • Disregard for others' needs or feelings
  • Persistent lying, stealing, using aliases, conning others
  • Recurring problems with the law
  • Repeated violation of the rights of others
  • Aggressive, often violent behavior
  • Disregard for the safety of self or others
  • Impulsive behavior
  • Consistently irresponsible
  • Lack of remorse for behavior
How many of these freaks are roaming the earth without a diagnosis?

Borderline personality disorder

  • Impulsive and risky behavior, such as having unsafe sex, gambling or binge eating
  • Unstable or fragile self-image
  • Unstable and intense relationships
  • Up and down moods, often as a reaction to interpersonal stress
  • Suicidal behavior or threats of self-injury
  • Intense fear of being alone or abandoned
  • Ongoing feelings of emptiness
  • Frequent, intense displays of anger
  • Stress-related paranoia that comes and goes
Some folks say that words count. Well in that case  what the Dickens are you doing calling a personality disorder as Borderline? Borderline of what? The perfect personality or perhaps the acceptable, conformist personality who does what they say like a good boy or girl. Cue a song by Chris de Burgh

Histrionic personality disorder

  • Constantly seeking attention(Some would say I'm doing that with this Blog)
  • Excessively emotional, dramatic or sexually provocative to gain attention(Celebrity Twerking? You wouldn't call them histrionic would you because they are Celebrities)
  • Speaks dramatically with strong opinions, but few facts or details to back them up(Politicians are US)
  • Easily influenced by others(Pimp my Ride)
  • Shallow, rapidly changing emotions(Who are you to call them shallow pale face? In fact before you arrived on Turtle Island my emotions were deep and centered and then you gave me fire water)
  • Excessive concern with physical appearance
  • Thinks relationships with others are closer than they really are(Is that my fault or theirs? Whose job is it to create the boundaries?)

Narcissistic personality disorder

  • Belief that you're special and more important than others
  • Fantasies about power, success and attractiveness
  • Failure to recognize others' needs and feelings
  • Exaggeration of achievements or talents
  • Expectation of constant praise and admiration
  • Arrogance
  • Unreasonable expectations of favors and advantages, often taking advantage of others
  • Envy of others or belief that others envy you((
How many Politicians are Narcissists I wonder?

Cluster C personality disorders

Cluster C personality disorders are characterized by anxious, fearful thinking or behavior. They include avoidant personality disorder, dependent personality disorder and obsessive-compulsive personality disorder.

Avoidant personality disorder

  • Too sensitive to criticism or rejection
  • Feeling inadequate, inferior or unattractive
  • Avoidance of work activities that require interpersonal contact
  • Socially inhibited, timid and isolated, avoiding new activities or meeting strangers
  • Extreme shyness in social situations and personal relationships
  • Fear of disapproval, embarrassment or ridicule
I score on all six of the above and this is my personality disorder. I avoid life like it were the plague which it quite possibly could become shortly so who is the personality disordered? Me who avoids life or those who role around in it like pigs in shit?

Dependent personality disorder

  • Excessive dependence on others and feeling the need to be taken care of
  • Submissive or clingy behavior toward others
  • Fear of having to provide self-care or fend for yourself if left alone
  • Lack of self-confidence, requiring excessive advice and reassurance from others to make even small decisions
  • Difficulty starting or doing projects on your own due to lack of self-confidence
  • Difficulty disagreeing with others, fearing disapproval
  • Tolerance of poor or abusive treatment, even when other options are available(It's called keeping the peace)
  • Urgent need to start a new relationship when a close one has ended

Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder

  • Preoccupation with details, orderliness and rules(I like to get things right man)
  • Extreme perfectionism, resulting in dysfunction and distress when perfection is not achieved, such as feeling unable to finish a project because you don't meet your own strict standards (Why is there even a word or concept called perfection?)
  • Desire to be in control of people, tasks and situations, and inability to delegate tasks
  • Neglect of friends and enjoyable activities because of excessive commitment to work or a project(Workaholic?)
  • Inability to discard broken or worthless objects(Ever heard of Recycling?)
  • Rigid and stubborn (Who are you to decide what is rigid or stubborn?)
  • Inflexible about morality, ethics or values
  • Tight, miserly control over budgeting and spending money(Also known as being careful and frugal)
Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder is not the same as obsessive-compulsive disorder, a type of anxiety disorder.

When to see a doctor

If you have any signs or symptoms of a personality disorder, see your doctor or other primary care professional or a mental health professional. Untreated, personality disorders can cause significant problems in your life that may get worse without treatment.(You'll get 8 minutes with your GP if you are lucky but you can always pay big money to go privately. Certainly Sir! Have you heard of CBT?)

Causes

Personality is the combination of thoughts, emotions and behaviors that makes you unique. It's the way you view, understand and relate to the outside world, as well as how you see yourself. Personality forms during childhood, shaped through an interaction of:(Yeah so how dare you call my uniqueness disordered)
  • Your genes. Certain personality traits may be passed on to you by your parents through inherited genes. These traits are sometimes called your temperament.(The Uncle nobody talks about)
  • Your environment. This involves the surroundings you grew up in, events that occurred, and relationships with family members and others.(Austerity Britain)
Personality disorders are thought to be caused by a combination of these genetic and environmental influences. Your genes may make you vulnerable to developing a personality disorder, and a life situation may trigger the actual development.

Risk factors

Although the precise cause of personality disorders is not known, certain factors seem to increase the risk of developing or triggering personality disorders, including:
  • Family history of personality disorders or other mental illness(Families are disordered by their very nature, blame the Victorians)
  • Abusive, unstable or chaotic family life during childhood
  • Being diagnosed with childhood conduct disorder
  • Variations in brain chemistry and structure(No such thing, It's a LIE)

Complications

Personality disorders can significantly disrupt the lives of both the affected person and those who care about that person. Personality disorders may cause problems with relationships, work or school, and can lead to social isolation or alcohol or drug abuse.(Relationships,Work & School cause your so called Personality Disorders in the first place) 

Saturday, 15 February 2020

There will be Insanity


At times like this I am actually glad that I have been 'mad' that I have been certifiably insane. I shudder to think how those of you who have not spent time in a prison or mental hospital because of 'lunacy' feel at this moment.

Say that you are approaching forty years of age? Say that you were 21 when 9/11 occurred. How must you be feeling today after almost two decades of horrific global news stories? or a more impressionable 11 years of age and now you are approaching thirty. 

Three years of Will He? Won't He? protracted Brexit and on the same day that UK PLC exit the European Union, Coronavirus enters the UK and people start making memes of such using the well known cerveza manufacturer's logo and brand. 

We have never been in these uncharted territories before. Nobody remembers the Influenza Pandemic of 1918 because nobody was around then. At the time of the SARS outbreak there was a very scary 9.00 o clock click bait news right at the outset and then nothing was heard of it again. It was contained in China largely but it appears to have mutated and now our beleaguered NHS who were promised so much on the side of buses in 2016 have to deal with this. 

It is fascinating to observe the Internet News. They are sensationalising it or minimising it so much on the telly that you could be forgiven for thinking that they are playing good cop, bad cop with our fears.

Ont Internet you have the usual scabby and boring stories but then 
"Were you at this Bus Conference? We're you in this Doctor's Surgery? Did you get into an Uber? The drip drip of scaremongering continues so while we escape into the banality of our football teams and different storms we are being psychologically battered on a daily basis.

The wind and rain may be scary Mary outside but that is nothing compared to what is going on in the collective subconscious. Llanrwst and Hebden Bridge were flooded in Storm Cara. Who will cop it in Storm Dennis? And all the time that we are worried about the weather and the Brexit negotiations and whether Wales will win the next Rugby game, the little Corona Virus Pop Man is tapping on your cerebral cortex going 
"I could kill you in one sneeze or cough"


Some of us have been self isolating for years out of social anxiety not realising that there is a name for it. Now we get to do it officially.

Fear stalks the streets of austerity Britain as Bojo the Clown plays Chess with his Cabinet getting rid of the threats to his power base. You can tell that everybody is scared of him and that they are ready to guffaw at the slightest quip to be uttered from his pouty lips. This new Chancellor looks like a real Boris Brown Nose.

As this Corona Physical plays out! Have you had it? Are you now clear? Are you a super muck spreader? we will see more and more people becoming insane with the fear. The Nuclear Bunkers that were built in the 1980's will be opened to house the Councillors and Politicians that will be required to run a Post Corona Virus Zombie Nation. When are the Police going to start wearing face masks to go and arrest people.


We had Gas Masks and Geoffrey Boycott in the Second World War. Could we not offer Geoffrey Boycott to the Corona Virus as a Human Sacrifice. Get him to bore it into submission? Failing that could we ask Dominic Cummings to disseminate gas masks on prescription. Perhaps at the next Paris Fashion Show the models will be wearing Hazmat Suits. There must be a factory unit full of them down Salisbury Way.


There will be casualties from this CoronaVirus outbreak, not just the physical ones but the ones whose minds have become flooded by fear. People will becomes insane, there will be more instances of psychosis, the grainy telephone pictures of Chinese Medical Staff screaming with tiredness and despair will play out on the streets of Blighty depending on how the mainstream media want to play it. The Johnson will tell the BBC to ramp the fear factor up a few volts to avoid scrutiny on his latest hair brained scheme.


Just because you have lost your mind once and become insane doesn't mean that it grants immunity from it happening again.


Depending on how this one plays out I will see you on the streets, in the mental health facilities or failing that I will wave to you from the window of my self isolation unit also known as my home. 

Hwyl

Friday, 14 February 2020

Don Prime Minister

Was that a Freudian flourish of the pen from outgoing Chancellor of the Exchequer Sajid Javid? Instead of Dear Prime Minister, does that in fact say in GP prescription scrawl 'Don Prime Minister'? Because it appears that we are dealing with a Mafia crime boss with the tousel haired, blonde bombshell sock puppet Don Boris Johnson and the hand up his backside Dominici Camorra.  Both Don Prime Minister and Don Dom went to private schools. Eton and Durham School respectively. And let me tell you, as one who attended a very minor one here in Wales, they are a breeding ground for ruthlessness*. Durham School received royal foundation by King Henry 'off with their heads' VIII.
Don Dom and Don Prime Minister's Cabinet Shake Up has all the hall marks of a Mafia style hit and with one of those in mind here is a video wot I hijacked from the Daily Mail, the newspaper beloved of ruthless people.

  
Is the video you have just watched actually a Churchillian crime family of 'One Nation Conservatives' Is this actually a Conservative Nostra Clan with Don Dom as the Consigliere? We all know of the Comparison between Donald Trump and a Mafia Boss. Are we now actually seeing an organised crime syndicate operating on both sides of the Atlantic? 

Picture courtesy of the New Statesman

*Just to assure readers that I am not ruthless. I ended up in the soft as shit stream that everybody else used as a door mat but my claim to fame is that I once played 'Rugger' against Jeremy Corbyn's old alma mater Adams' Grammar School Newport. God Bless Jeremy Corbyn and Down with the Cosa Nostra One Nation Conservatives. 



Wednesday, 5 February 2020

Why do blokes with birds look like c*nts?





I don't know if you've noticed but blokes with birds
look like c*nts.
Now I'm not saying we're perfect cos a few of us singletons
are right little runts.
I was on the escalator with my basket
behind a couple with trolley and by golly
did he give her a smirk stopping pedestrian traffic.
I've got the heart of a hippy but not the head
not enough hair to tie into dread
this one was out to extinguish a rebellion.
It's the law of the jungle out there in shoppers' land
if you're not in a couple
you stick out like a one man band.
I don't know what it was
whether the ugly bug ball had given him a call
but this new age traveler was having it all
at my expense.
His bird were in cahoots
"We're not birds" she hoots
"Well get out of the fucking way then,
I need to get back to my roots"
But budge they did not
They just looked at each other
I thought you are one smug bugger
If he'd been in a car, I'd have given him a shunt
but then I'd have been the c*nt
giving him the bird.

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