Q: So David Williams, ya sleazeball, you gotta be some kinda sicko to create a loser like Ken Frane? What have you got to say for yourself?
A: I say, punters can read each short story for $3.00 a pop by clicking the link above which is £2.40 in Llantrisant currency. (The hole with the mint in it) This is less of a commitment than buying the collection together. Try before you buy kinda thing! You also read in the knowledge that the author will use your money to buy a coffee from an ethically sourced cow and coffee bean grower. No crummy chains for this bozo!
Q:And what if Joe Public want to read your pulp fiction the old fashioned way, like in a sandwich and between two covers? A book, a paperback book.
A: Well for the quaint old fashioned types I have priced the book at £11.99 in Llantrisant money. That is because it comes in at 114 pages and a guy has gotta eat for christsakes. You book worms can get yourselves a copy by clicking on the link immediately below.
Q: And what about the digital freaks, the Kindle kindred, the juke box jivers who want to savour your freakish words on their computer screens or hand held devices? What then ya lowlife?
A: This is the cheapest option. £6.99 of Llantrisant money gets you all 5 short stories. I might as well cut my hand off. How can I afford to sell it so low? Well no trees are being killed to create a paperback book so costs are being cut right there. Do it for the rainforests muchachos!
You can do that right here and now by clicking on preview and buy.
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