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Tuesday, 29 August 2017

***k Wales & Welsh ***ts





Has it really occurred to anybody that perhaps the bored teenager in Tudweiliog was right?
His sentiment written in sediment
He must have walked into a shop where they started talking Welsh
I myself walked into a shop in Llanbedrog where a local said to the shopkeeper
"Beth mae hwn eisiau?"
What does this one want?
"Peint o lefrith os gwelwch yn dda"
A pint of milk please
I followed the twat out of the shop and his car for a hundred yards
He had a Manchester United Sun Visor emblazoned across the back window.
I turned into the campsite and lay on the floor in my tent.
At that moment I thought
***k Wales & Welsh ***ts
Even though I speak the spoke, that encounter left a taste of sour llaeth in the mouth
Maybe it's because I look like a thug myself that Neanderthal man always wants to try it on!
I dunno
You can imagine the teenager and his testosterone
The vandals had also written a mobile number and the words “pig”, “dec” and “call”.
Perhaps the Community Leaders should ring the number
You shouldn't really hate your own 
Cas gwr na charo'r wlad a'i maco
but sometimes I do....with a vengeance.


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