Stop Go Joe

My name is

'Stop Go Joe'

and my interest is in

arresting the flow

of traffic

going to and fro

I'm not high brow

I'm more of a bro

I didn't do real well at school

In fact they called me a fool.

But look who's got the power now

you sadistic old sow?

I like sport, some women and beer

you can sneer

I can smell your fear.

I have the power over swots, bullies and geeks

and it's they that call me a freak.

I have a one off sign

that I like to give a bit of a shine.

It says 

Green for Stop

&

Red for Go.