What kind of Welsh are you?

 

 

What kind of Welsh are you?

 

 

Are you the Llewellyn ap Caractacus Pott

the Eurgain Gaeaf bollocks?

Are you Ich Dien

or Twll Din ir Cwin?

 

The Roath Hipster

the Gwynedd Young Farmer

The Cofi dre

or Bangor lad?

 

Are you town, country or citified

chicken curry, half and half

or hanner a hanner if you don't mind.

 

Penarth Grump

Canton Dread

 

Are you the snail in the Western Mail?

Are you Vale or Valley?

Are you Port or Pillgwenlly?

 

Are you a Denbigh dog

or a Rhuthun cat?

 

Are you Nos Sadwrn Abertawe?

 

What are you?

 

Are you a football fan?

or a Rugby Dan?

 

Are you East

or West is Best?

 

Are you Gog or Hwntw

or Mwynder Maldwyn?

 

Are you young, old, red, white and green?

 

Are you Mam or Mamgu

or a hope to be?

 

Cos Indeed to Goodness look you!

your bardic dress, your coron, your chair

makes it look like you've been to the fair.