Holiday Inn Hoodlum

 

 

I am the Holiday Inn Hoodlum

Not for me the Y.H.A

I kick off at the slightest mention

of middle class D.N.A

I wreak havoc amongst the pot plants

I prepare my little rants

I moon in the foyer

and flash my Superman pants.

I watch the sour faced couples

making hate across the floor

and wince, as they glide out smiling,

through the plate glass door.

Hotels are a rip-off

Hotels they are a con.

They will charge you a very nice price

for being artificially nice. 

You can stay on our crisp white linen

You can get very pissed in our bar,

We'll even let you park, your shiny, shitty car.

But don't ask us for any extras

don't moan and please don't fight

Cos you think your staying longer

but you're here for just one night.