Chester, where this train terminates!

Chester



where this train terminates.

Even termites terminate at Chester

There is a graveyard behind Booker

on the way in.

There will be no cash and carry going on there.

They will all have turned to worms.

No need for digestive practices.

No need for the Middle Man.

Just stick it down the pan, Stan!

Yes, everything terminates

at Chester

The Romans, The Welsh

and Pissheads

Let's get the fast train out of here.

Ah! no! right! I see!

From Arriva to Mersey Rail

we're going from slow to slower.

It stops everywhere,

a clump of sand,

a matchbox,

an empty cider bottle

Yes, the train stops there too.

No wonder everything terminates

at Chester.

 

A semiotic reading would indicate that this was written by a fan of Wrexham F.C