Caerdiff

 

 

Caerdiff

 

 

to be read out in the style of a hip hop rapper/beat boxer

 

 

 

 

 

No man you read that right

 

it's a C to the E

 

You wanna fight?

 

I gone to the Welsh skool

 

but it done me no good

 

cos no fucker speaks it

 

You take me for a fool?

 

They say you got to go away, to come back, right?

 

Well I've just been away, come back

 

and it's still shite.

 

Fat men in valleys accents and red shirts

 

drinking lots of beer till their bellies hurt.

 

Saturday night is the fucking worst

 

St Mary St and they all got a thirst

 

Stiletto heeled giraffes, mouthing, "look don't touch"

 

then reaching down and grabbing for your crotch

 

Rugby playing monsters grunting at the bar

 

Dr Who Impersonators going too far.

 

This City don't know its arse from its elbow

 

Its Mail from its Echo

 

And the sad thing is its always been this way

 

And it don't fucking matter what Dan O' Neill

 

do say!

 

 

Copyright @David Williams March 16th 2014