Mystic Dai

In an attempt to make some money, the shady proprietor of sharkfishinginwales has called upon the services of his old butty
'Mystic Dai'.

Here Mystic Dai introduces himself to the readership of sharkfishinginwales

I will refer to myself in the third person cos it sounds a bit poncy and impressive like:

Dai is descended from an ancient line of crystal ball gazers. I can also read palms as long as your hands are clean. Tea Leaf reading at a push. After an unfortunate experience with a Ouija board in Trebanos I no longer offer this service. I spent many years as a postman but realised very early on that I had 'the gift' because many of my work colleagues would refer to me as 'spooky'. I gave up delivering letters for telling fortunes at Barry Island pleasure emporium in 2003. Ten years of sheer hard graft have brought me to the attention of the South Wales Echo and the Glamorgan Gem.
Please ignore any references to charlatanism should you choose to google my name. Feeling lucky Punk? Leave your contact details in the comments box below and I will get back to you telepathically if of course your aerial is pointing towards Wenvoe! I don't cover the other side of the Bristol Channel at this stage. I can also offer a 'gwasanaeth yn y Gymraeg' as long as you are not a 'cyfryngi' up yer own arse or one of the gravy trainers working at the National Assembly. Hwyl Fawr from Mystic Dai.

Thanks to Mystic Dai for that introduction. Any readers and followers of this exceptional and unique blog who would like to avail themselves of these supernatural services please click the donate button on the blog and I will retain 10% of all monies donated so don't be a tight arse. Cheers.