Môr Ladron y Senedd : Pirates of the Welsh Assembly

 

They've only been in situ for two weeks and the Tory Lite Upstarts of ReformUK Ltd are behaving like Pirates in the Welsh Assembly. We have a Harry Potter lookalike Cai Parry- Jones complaining about the amount of Tech he's been gifted because he's a Tech Bro and DOGE enthusiast. The same member is complaining about the flying of the Ukrainian flag outside the Senedd building stating that it should be another Union Jack. Well I propose that the 'Butcher's Apron' is taken down and the Jolly Roger hoisted because Pirates have taken over the Senedd.

Joseph Martin, now there's a good name for a Pirate, has been caught on social media taking photographs of Tampons in the mens' bathroom at the Senedd and using the slur 'mental' to describe them.

Andrew RT Davies the 'Heavy Tory' from the Vale of Glamorgan is up in arms with this wet wipe because he uses sanitary products to wipe up the "separatists" that he's been collecting on his rounds of the Senedd premises. The building and institution that he was campaigning to ban in his election campaign, but against his iron will, he's back.

I hope I'm wrong but I fear the Plaid Cymru administration might suffer the same fate as the current UK Labour Government, frustration and impatience from the general public and from the political opposition. Labour are being blamed for 14 years of Tory mismanagement and Plaid Cymru will be blamed for 27 years of Labour mismanagement.

Our politics has become how we order our fast food and how we consume our social media. We cannot for one second or god forbid minute, be bored. Our scrolling and our Kahuna burger must not be interrupted by safe and sensible politics.

Donald Trump knew this from early on, that is why he has systematically gone about creating war on a daily basis. Panama, Greenland, Venezuela, Iran, this oversized mafiosa boss from prohibition America has kept us on the edge of our seats and we have become addicted to the drama.

If it's not exploding in front of us or unleashing a deadly virus, then we don't want to know.

Captain Nigel Farage in his three cornered hat and mustard colored pantaloons has amassed a Fred Karno's Army of opposition in Cardiff Bay, an opposition that like good pirates have been briefed to spoil and disrupt.

"Get in there chaps and chapesses and disrupt the woke ideology of Cardiff Bay with your best right wing populism. Don't stray into Libertarianism because that is for wankers"

Captain Henry Morgan, as legend has it of Llanrumney Hall, must be shaking his head at this new bunch of pirate militia that has arrived in Cardiff Bay. He would have made this gang of populist privateers walk the plank before they had a chance to take pictures of sanitary products or complain about Ukrainian flags.

Let us just hope that a few of this rabble fall overboard drunk or are caught in sting operations by the Welsh Media. Captain Danny Thomas, the cutthroat buccaneer of Barnet will have a job on his hands keeping this flock of miscreants in line.

Herding Cats anyone?              

State Sanctioned Milk, Bread & Eggs

 

Not since the days of Margaret Thatcher stopping school milk have we seen such a flurry in the supermarket aisles. In conspiratorial pirate tones "there be talk of maximum pricing for milk, bread and eggs.  

The British Retail Consortium (BRC), which represents supermarkets, said the policy would "force retailers to sell goods at a loss"

Head for the hills, do not pass go, do not collect £200.00.

Yesterday on BBC Radio 4's Today programme it sounded as if Nick Robinson was holding John Swinney, Primate of Scotland, by the neck and threatening through clenched teeth "You won't be doing this will you?"

If Scottish supermarkets cap the price of food staples it appears that the King's Men will be sent up from London to put a stop to "The caring, sharing Co-op"

We all know why this has sent the allegedly profiteering supermarkets into a tizzy. It's because it smacks of socialism. If you haven't actually bled red white and blue blood on a Tommy Robinson march in the name of Uniting the Kingdom and the West then how dare you even imagine that you are going to be able to purchase Milk, Bread and Eggs at rock bottom prices.

Sir Keir has given Rachel Reeves a nudge and said "Do something to make people believe that we care. We need to get a head start on Scotland because otherwise they will leave this befouled, decrepit and disintegrating Union and Andy Burnham is getting his training shoes on again, so do something Rachel"

We all know why food and fuel are going up! Because Donnie filled his diaper threatening the ancient civilization of Iran with being bombed back to the Stone Age.

This oversized mobster from Prohibition America and his neo-liberal acolytes, the former Tories of ReformUK Ltd are planning to plunge the world into darkness. "They will suffer as they have made us suffer with humiliating taunts and memes"

Asking British supermarkets to introduce a voluntary price cap on the food required to give us distended bellies and lactose intolerance is like telling people to go to work on an egg at the height of the salmonella crisis.

Why not put a price cap on pate de foie gras and a bottle of Bollinger?

The men and women with huge yachts and offshore bank accounts are addicted to the markets, stiff "they don't like it up em" competition and every man and woman for themselves ethos.

"If they can't afford the basics of a miserable existence, then let them eat cake"

     

   

Feeling Flat

A week on from the results of the Senedd elections and the Shark Fisherman of Wales is feeling flat.

Plaid did well. I predicted in my raw dogging on the traeth video in the previous post that they would do better than expected.

The ReformUK Ltd bots on twitter had us all believing that we would all be swept away in a tidal wave of British Nationalism.

Not a good weekend to be having a Unite the Kingdom and the West march in Central London with Tommy Robinson giving it lairy and large with the Prime Minister's job under scrutiny. Is Elon Tusk going to be doing another live link from his reconstructed apartheid home in South Africa?

I'm flat because even though there is a rearguard action by the SNP, Plaid Cymru and the Greens the flavour of the month still seems to be right wing populism.

 Imagine if Donald Trump and Nigel Farage were required to take a lie detector test on the same day on the same machine. The contraption would have to be scrapped as it would be questioning itself and its algorithm. Lie detector test gaslit by constestents in the 'Biggest Lie in the Land' Competition.

Trump & Farage have become living embodiments of Fake News made flesh. They have convinced themselves that their lies are truth and even we who know they are talking bollocks begin to doubt.

When you begin to doubt you weaken and then the populist right despite its ignorance and flannel march on with soundbites and racist rhetoric.

I'm flat because I believe that as a society we have become de-humanised. We would never have tolerated these Unite the Kingdom rallies years ago! Their proponents will claim that years ago is what is causing their grievance.

I don't believe the left have been too tolerant because the left haven't been given a chance to do anything.

If the Fagash Fuhrer has said that Angela Rayner would be his toughest political rival then do we believe him or do we just sit agog as weaselly Wesley Streeting starts playing mind games with Sir Keir Starmer?

The cost of living has gone through the roof and the hantavirus is circling our collective unconscious.

Trump & Putin & Netanyahu make you wake in a cold sweat.

Even though Plaid Cymru did well last Thursday I'm feeling flat.           

Rawdogging on the traeth

 

Building an extension on the extension

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9958227r38o

A Dime for Donny

A Dime for Donny 

 

Hey Buddy! Can you spare a dime for Donny? 

Melania’s just gone rogue 

trying to put the Strait of Hormuz between her 

and her sugar daddy. 

She’s denying that she was a victim of Jeffrey 

What caused this deflection? 

The talks in Pakistan? 

I hope they’ve locked up all the couches in Islamabad 

cos JD’s on the adVance. 

Donny keeps talking about people having no cards! 

He told Zelensky who replied 

“I’m not playing cards” 

The man child Donald Trump 

If you criticize him you’ve got TDS 

I call BS 

He doesn’t like the regime 

so he kills the Top Guys of the Tehran firm. 

We gotta ask 

is Donald Trump Al Capone reincarnated? 

He’s behaving like a mobster being run by the Star of David  

What is all this about re-opening Alcatraz? 

Both mobsters had homes in Florida! 

Past tense! 

Because I hope by the time I finish writing this 

the world will finally taste some bliss 

and impeach dime a dozen Donny 

under the 25th Amendment! 

JD get off that goddam couch! 

Praise be to Allah!   

If I was Iran

If I was Iran I would start stockpiling nuclear warheads, now that the cost of Brent crude has turned the orange fecker's head. The Mango Mussolini. Another psychopathic dictator in the mold of Adolf and Benito. He's been forced to stop because he knows that if he carries on, not only are the mid terms lost completely he knows that he might get frogmarched out of the Oval office and into a waiting padded cell on wheels. He needs committing to a lunatic asylum.

There is no point blaming the American people for voting for him. They didn't have a choice. Their f****d up system which is similar to ours only allows you a choice of two on the menu, take it or leave it. He knows that he's lost the midterms already so it's damage limitation.  

This absolute c**t of a human being is cruel, callous and devoid of any empathy. Maybe a psychopath is the trait found in most autocratic leaders. He knows that age is not on his side. He could drop dead any minute either from one too many staged assassination attempts or from a golf ball hitting him on the side of the temple.

My particular disdain for him is that he revels in public humiliation from Zelensky to Starmer. He thinks he can control the world through his truth social account. What about best buddy Bibby? Another c**t you can't trust! These two psychopaths want regime change in Iran. Why wait till now? Why didn't they return the Islamic Republic back to the soothing teat of Western Democracy before now? Were they like other fruitcakes waiting for the stars to align?

The psychic fracture of the global human condition caused by the Gaza genocide will continue. That volcano of annihilation, destruction and Zionist supremacy have set smaller fissures alight around the world. Most people want to live in peace apart from the Israelis who are hard wired to fight. Peace is alien and unnatural to them. They have moved from Gaza to Lebanon and Iran. I bet they're not happy with the orange fecker's slowing up and stopping today. "Blow up the Power Plants Daddy so we can continue with our plans for a greater Israel"

Surely any Old Testament God worth their salt would be purely disgusted with his co-opted people. Not chosen but co-opted by themselves! "We are God's chosen people so you must die motherfuckers"

One of the greatest casualties of the last ten years has been truth. When the Mango Mussolini coined the term 'Fake News' men and women looked at each other and thought, "Well my trust of my fellow human is at rock bottom and now the MAGA Messiah is telling us that what is being told to us through the MSM is not true, so let's just let our brains rot by watching Fox News and GB News."

Israel wouldn't know the truth if it bit it on Adam's Apple in the Garden of Eden being swung by Eve. "The IDF will investigate" and over two years similar to the Epstein administration "No wrongdoing was proven"

Israel & America deserve each other. Botulistic bedfellows buggering each other other with pointier and more powerful warheads.

If I was Iran I would continue to be the mysterious Persian adversary which cannot be bought. The only regime changes which would cleanse the world are Israel, USA and the UK.

Further reading from the QWERTY keyboard of Nostradamus Williams 

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2016/10/anti-semitic-pussy.html

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2020/01/new-year-new-blog-post.html