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The fact is, the poet does not want admiration, he wants to be believed.
— Jean Cocteau Quotes (@CocteauQuotes) September 21, 2020
Populist Poet
I'll write anything for money me!
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-38304196 Mulod: Mules/Donkeys Once in Royal Capitalist City lay a lon...
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I was no 666 in the queue pawing the ground in the shape of a hexagram with my cloven hoof. We snaked in a conga line with ...
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I knew things would be different this year! It was the nativity scene on the bus stop that did it. They couldn't for the life of...
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Microwave ready Christmas Meal for One Twas the night before Christmas and I went round to the local 24hr garage, to their chilled section...
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Just Before Christmas I was sacked from a job once just before Christmas I was released from prison once just before Christmas I...
Monday, 22 December 2025
Monday, 1 December 2025
Imagine
Imagine
A kind of a poem
What a country this would be to live in then, can’t you see?
that wee willy William is getting down with the proles
making out he understands those on the dole.
He’s banished his uncle to the Sandringham Estate; the
Epstein files have turned him into a two and eight (state)
What’s with the hate for people who have less than you
fleeing war and persecution because they want your life?
Replacement Theory?
If we replaced the Monarchy and the House of Lords there’d
be cake for us all.
But you’re still outside the Bell Hotel in Epping waiting to
pounce to call them a nonce!
Freud who fled to Britain because he was a Jew might say
that you are projecting.
Projectile vomiting your hate on to others because you hate
yourself so much.
You weren’t bothered about the flag until you heard about
the numbers.
The hundreds and thousands that had you shinning up a lamppost
with St George
Don’t tell me about Christmas and insist I wear a poppy.
I’ve run out of swear words you’re just kind of soppy.
You’re just looking for excuses for your sorry excuse for a life.
Your tattoos, your cans and your crumbling teeth a testament
to Britain at its best
Seriously when are you going to stop with this hate fest?
because you’ve stirred up Elon Musk and Rupert Lowe, Paul
Thorpe & Richard Inman, Paz 49 and Andy the Gabby Cabby,
Nick Tenconi, the Poundshop Mussolini
You won’t be happy until Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson get
a room.
Whether Nigel’s the top and Tommy the bottom
Let me tell you mate, something in the state of ‘No Mark’ is
fucking rotten.
Cunt.
Monday, 17 November 2025
Rest in Hate ✝️ #politicalpoetry #poetry #spokenword #hostileenvironment...
“We must say no to illegal migration”
said the innkeepers to Joseph & Mary
They had been leant on by concerned
locals with legitimate concerns
They looked for a place to give birth
Joseph was very worried about the size
of Mary’s girth
They passed windows with the Cross of St
George and the Union Jack
They were booed and jeered behind their
back
“This is a Christian country”
the concerned locals cried
“Give us a chance” cried Jesus from
inside the womb
“I haven’t been born or even crucified
yet”
The portents were laden with doom
Nick Tenconi cosplaying as King Herod
wobbles in front of his men!
Fists in the air they cry
“We bulldogs wobble but we don’t fall
down”
The police as agents of the state
cosplaying as chocolate teapots
“We understand your concerns”
Labour’s Shabana is in a mood
She wants asylum seekers to understand
that there is no such thing as a promised
land
British punters are laden with goods
from the shops they come with all their
food.
“We’re full, there’s no room at the Inn”
they turn to the man with the darker
skin
he turns and replies
“Rest in Hate”
Monday, 10 November 2025
The Cardiff Cackle #animatedpoetry #angrypoetry #politicalpoetry #gender...
Tuesday, 4 November 2025
Unemployment Stew: A short political #poem
New Poem #poetry #savetheplanet #savetheplanetearth #capitalismkills #en...
Wednesday, 29 October 2025
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