Royal Welsh Rant

I hates the Royal Welsh Show

cos I was a Security Guard there once

and then I worked for the Young Farmers' Clubs of Wales

and was required to undertake a tour of duty at the

 Young Peoples' Village.

Anything with the words Royal and Welsh next to each other should give you a clue.

Farmers on the Piss

Farmers on the Pull

The isolated life no more.

heading straight for the Stockmans' Bar

Human Car Crash

Pretentious Prats in Bowler Hats

Overpriced tat.

Creaking Caravans 

"How 'Fucking Much' to get in?"

Parking Pleasure

Piss Up

Did I mention the Piss Up?

Got to get out of my rural mind because

all those hours on the tractor

are giving me strange ideas.