I hates the Royal Welsh Show
cos I was a Security Guard there once
and then I worked for the Young Farmers' Clubs of Wales
and was required to undertake a tour of duty at the
Young Peoples' Village.
Anything with the words Royal and Welsh next to each other should give you a clue.
Farmers on the Piss
Farmers on the Pull
The isolated life no more.
heading straight for the Stockmans' Bar
Human Car Crash
Pretentious Prats in Bowler Hats
Overpriced tat.
Creaking Caravans
"How 'Fucking Much' to get in?"
Parking Pleasure
Piss Up
Did I mention the Piss Up?
Got to get out of my rural mind because
all those hours on the tractor
are giving me strange ideas.
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