“We must say no to illegal migration”
said the innkeepers to Joseph & Mary
They had been leant on by concerned
locals with legitimate concerns
They looked for a place to give birth
Joseph was very worried about the size
of Mary’s girth
They passed windows with the Cross of St
George and the Union Jack
They were booed and jeered behind their
back
“This is a Christian country”
the concerned locals cried
“Give us a chance” cried Jesus from
inside the womb
“I haven’t been born or even crucified
yet”
The portents were laden with doom
Nick Tenconi cosplaying as King Herod
wobbles in front of his men!
Fists in the air they cry
“We bulldogs wobble but we don’t fall
down”
The police as agents of the state
cosplaying as chocolate teapots
“We understand your concerns”
Labour’s Shabana is in a mood
She wants asylum seekers to understand
that there is no such thing as a promised
land
British punters are laden with goods
from the shops they come with all their
food.
“We’re full, there’s no room at the Inn”
they turn to the man with the darker
skin
he turns and replies
“Rest in Hate”
