So come one
come all
to the linguistic
free for all
aka
Visit Wales.com
It's not your fault
no
nothing ever is
you're just a
no mark
Your boat is moored at Abersoch
the Dunroamin? or Lady Lee?
You stand on the balcony
of the yacht club and say
'Something Must be Done'
About this language that they insist on speaking.
We welcome anyone,
even the leader of the B.N.P
however if I met him
I'd tie him to a tree
I'd put a pointy hat on his head
and a box of Special K in his hand
and then I'd light the bonfire with my
fiery wand.
It's all right to be racist if you're English
But if you're Welsh
and losing your language
your soul
eich 'enaid'
the same rules do no apply to you.
After all the simmering resentment
is just
role reversed contentment
Get used to it Taffy
cos
Anne Robinson, Jeremy Clarkson and Katie Hopkins
have got their names down
for cottages
on the Lleyn.
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