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So come one

come all

to the linguistic

free for all

aka

Visit Wales.com

It's not your fault

no

nothing ever is

you're just a

no mark

Your boat is moored at Abersoch

the Dunroamin? or Lady Lee?

You stand on the balcony

of the yacht club and say

'Something Must be Done'

About this language that they insist on speaking.

We welcome anyone,

even the leader of the B.N.P

however if I met him

I'd tie him to a tree

I'd put a pointy hat on his head

and a box of Special K in his hand

and then I'd light the bonfire with my

fiery wand.

It's all right to be racist if you're English

But if you're Welsh

and losing your language

your soul

eich 'enaid'

the same rules do no apply to you.

After all the simmering resentment

is just

role reversed contentment

Get used to it Taffy

cos

Anne Robinson, Jeremy Clarkson and Katie Hopkins

have got their names down

for cottages

on the Lleyn.