Your Divide & Conquer tactics have served you until now! #poetry #rant #...

I'm an expert at doing nothing I'm as lazy as they come These 'Protestant Work Ethic' freaks better have a gun Your Job Coach at the Doctors The alarm clock down your pants is why I feel obliged to write this rant You want people back in work You think they're trying to shirk You've absolutely got no idea You really are a berk You parade in Westminster Towers Thinking you have loads of powers You think that we're all on the drink on the couch, on the weed when 24/7 we think about feed The food in the supermarket is subsidised for you While we have to prepare unemployment stew You want us working shitty jobs to please your taxpayer son Well listen politicians, it is you that is the bum Your divide and conquer tactics have served you until now But there's loads of us that know your salary's a cash cow You wont be going without for Christmas Your stocking full of Knightsbridge tat You'll even buy an outfit for your overfed ginger cat but when a breeze brushes past your cheek and there's a creak upon the stairs It'll be the army of the unemployed ready to play musical chairs Give us your rosette and your big fine house You've had your turn Fuck off you louse!