The Lavender Hill Louvre

 

The jewels wot ave been purloined from the Louvre in Paris have already been melted down and turned into statues of the Eiffel Tower. That is of course if the getaway gang were English. 

You cannot rule anything out these days! Would 'les Anglais' have the brazen front to do the heist on a Sunday morning at the moment the Museum was opening to the hordes of tourists?

I myself was casing the joint inadvertently I might add four weekends ago on a Sunday. I had walked along the Seine on the last weekend in September and after I had finished my spiel to camera in the video below

I ended up in the Jardin de Tuileries and was myself mugged for a Cafe au Lait for 4 Euros 50! I needed something wet to assist the passage of dry croissants wot I had purchased in the Bastille market not an hour previously. I walked towards the Louvre not actually knowing the gardens location in relation to the famous museum. Seeing the hordes of tourists queuing and realising where I was I made a sharp exit left into the equally crowded streets of Paris.  

If the Paris Police Prefecture were to contact Ken Frane, Last of the Cardiff Dock's Detectives he would tell them to conduct house to house enquiries in the 10th Arrondissement. His take would be that the booty has now left Paris either from the Gare du Nord (less likely) or the Gare de l'Est (more probable)

If it is not too anti-semitic to say so this heist also has all the hallmarks of Mossad.

France's heritage is going to be melted down to fund Netanyahu's genocide in Gaza just in case Trump pulls the plug.