Christmas has gone on strike

 

Christmas has gone on strike

 

I don’t want to give you a fright but Christmas has gone on strike.

I remember the year I wanted a skateboard and got a bike.

I was an ungrateful little bastard just like the Government are now.

They don’t appreciate the most valuable people in the world, Sunak’s a cow!

It’s going to go udders up for him at the General Election

The man’s a prick, an unelected erection.

He was all over the electorate with “Eat out to help out”

He’s still proud of it even though it drove up infection.

Furlough me this Batman? You had all that money from the magic tree

Now you refuse to pay the strikers that got us through the pandemic, a fee?!

A loyalty bonus in line with inflation

Come on Rishi, no trains are leaving the station.

You’ve inherited a poisoned chalice alright!

Liz Truss was more popular than you, have you lost sight

of the fact that you came second to a one woman wrecking ball?

I don’t think those that voted Tory expected this when they walked into the stall.

You’re going to lose next time to another mannequin like you

He’s another blue light and he jumps when somebody shouts "Boo!"

So thanks a lot you Tory shite

because once again

Christmas has gone on strike.