Photo courtesy of Reuters
I saw this picture and thought of you Great Britain. You are a virus. This actually looks like a dog's toy that has picked up a few hairs from the carpet in its roll across town. It appears that the flag in the background is going to be hoisted up in the many windows of the brand spanking new HMRC HQ in Wood Street Cardiff or to give it its new name, Central Square.
The centre of Cardiff has been colonised by the Imperial Forces of the BBC & the HMRC and the Union Unit in Westminster have sent word that the Butcher's Apron is to be visible loud and proud so that visitors and pissed Rugby supporters sporting the Prince of Wales feathers know for a fact and acknowledge in bowing acquiescence that we are a Principality. They've even renamed the gateway in to the country as the Prince of Wales bridge so we are well and truly f***ed.
Is there an answer to our plight? Yes, people across the 'United Kingdom' realise that the Union is a busted flush. The brand is dead. You cannot force new life into a dead donkey so what we have to do this side of the dyke of Offa is to big up the English. Yes, support the English in their bid for freedom from the miserable Welsh and the canny Scots. The few true Nationalists reading this will be reaching for the smelling salts now but I am going to agree with a few commentators that an England win on Sunday could do the Welsh national cause and the Scottish one no harm at all.
The gentleman with a Welsh Christian name 'Gareth' could lead his team on to a new era of competing with a bit of dignity. A dignity that has not been afforded to Wales and Scotland as holiday destinations for the rich and infamous. Tik Tok Portmeirion cariad.
The Union Jack is trying to hold on to Wales and Scotland so we can fight any future wars that the evil empire decides it wishes to wage. After all where would they be without Welsh longbowmen and Scotsmen in kilts on bagpipes?
No the Union is dead.
Long Live England, Wales, Scotland and a United Ireland.
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