Freaks
and Fruitcakes
Don’t
other me brother!
I’m
standing for the Freaks and Fruitcakes Party
And I
expect to get voted in.
I’ve
been rolling in sleaze since the day I were born
Excuse
me while I sneeze and you pour me with scorn.
I’ll
take my oath to the Klingons while wearing strap ons.
I’ll
teach you about corruption so every time there’s a case
there won’t
be an eruption.
Humanity
has fallen but you pretend not to be
You
should not have taken the Adam & Eve story literally.
Women
shall be the bosses and the men dressed like gimps
They’ll
be pouring the tea like politically correct chimps.
Vote
for the Freaks & Fruitcakes Party
No Monster Raving Loony are we
We’re
crazier than them, vote for us, you’ll see.
We’ll
prioritise the environment and we’ll all adopt a tree
And on
our rosettes we’ll have a big fuck off Bumble Bee.
You’ve
belittled us and called us strange
While you
go shopping like Robots 🤖 to the Range.
In
Victorian times you’d put us in the Asylums
but now
we’re in the Political Forums
because
we can pretend to be normal
We can
dress nice and formal
You
Wait
till
you get stung by the bee from the tree.
Further Reading
https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2019/06/clwb-cachgi-bum-club.html
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