Freaks and Fruitcakes

 

Freaks and Fruitcakes

 

Don’t other me brother!

I’m standing for the Freaks and Fruitcakes Party

And I expect to get voted in.

I’ve been rolling in sleaze since the day I were born

Excuse me while I sneeze and you pour me with scorn.

I’ll take my oath to the Klingons while wearing strap ons.

I’ll teach you about corruption so every time there’s a case

there won’t be an eruption.

Humanity has fallen but you pretend not to be

You should not have taken the Adam & Eve story literally.

Women shall be the bosses and the men dressed like gimps

They’ll be pouring the tea like politically correct chimps.

Vote for the Freaks & Fruitcakes Party

No Monster Raving Loony are we

We’re crazier than them, vote for us, you’ll see.

We’ll prioritise the environment and we’ll all adopt a tree

And on our rosettes we’ll have a big fuck off Bumble Bee.

You’ve belittled us and called us strange

While you go shopping like Robots 🤖 to the Range.

In Victorian times you’d put us in the Asylums

but now we’re in the Political Forums

because we can pretend to be normal

We can dress nice and formal

You Wait

till you get stung by the bee from the tree.

Further Reading

https://sharkfishinginwales.blogspot.com/2019/06/clwb-cachgi-bum-club.html