Croeso and Welcome to Clwb Cachgi Bum. Cachgi is Welsh for coward and a Cachgibwm is a colloquial word for a Bumble Bee. How the humble, lovely bumble bee got to be called a coward I'll never know. Unlike a wasp a bumble bee never goes looking for trouble, it just bumbles along through life moving from one flower to another for a bit of a fumble and this is the preamble to the Cachgi Bum club. I, Red Button aka The Shark Fisherman of Wales aka David Williams am the CEO of Clwb Cachgi Bum, it is a members only club for loners and losers over 40 years of age. You should know by the age of 40 whether you are a winner or a loser at life. Any younger and it will dissuade you from trying to be a winner. I am 55 so well into my middle aged 'Loner & Loser' phase. Now please don't get me wrong, this is not to be a place of woe, sadness and what might have been. This is a place for people who are prepared to embrace the terms 'loner' and 'loser' and unlike the main stream media see them as terms that mean that you have managed to escape from acquisitive cultural conditioning. You have embraced labels that have historically had negative connotations and have identified that 'Yes, I would rather be alone most of the time' and 'I have given up trying to compete with my fellow man and woman, I do not wish to win at anything, I am just happy to exist'. These are the two key tenants of the Clwb Cachgi Bum Club. You can be male or female although I would imagine that it will be mostly males who will sign up and you don't have to be single but again I would imagine that if you self identify as a loner that you will be single. My aim, as a pretend socialist is obviously to monetize the concept and make money from other peoples' poor self image. To this end I have placed a patent and copyright on the name at the Newport office so if I find a Clwb Cachgi Bum operating without my say so then I wont be best pleased. This is not Mens' Sheds you know. I hope to launch sometime this year and there will be a membership card and wallet similar to the Dennis the Menace Fan Club but the wallet will be a Bumble Bee Colour.
There will be T Shirts and perhaps conventions if enough people join up. As long as I can make money from this venture I don't mind,which is unlikely because I am a Loser. I don't care what happens to every one else in the club because I am a Loner.
There will be T Shirts and perhaps conventions if enough people join up. As long as I can make money from this venture I don't mind,which is unlikely because I am a Loser. I don't care what happens to every one else in the club because I am a Loner.
Remember Gang
Loners & Losers
Unite
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