Mosey & Mooch’s Picnic

Mosey & Mooch’s Picnic

 

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
For Mosey & Mooch and their dog called Hooch would gather there for Cab Calloway’s Cooch
Because today's the day the Undertakers arrive on the Drive

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Every hit man who's been good is sure of a hit today
There's lots of marvelous folks to hit and wonderful guns to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees they'll hide and seek as long as they please
Because today’s the day the Undertakers arrive on the Drive
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Picnic time for Murderers
The little murderers are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares and see them murder on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their murdering mummies and daddies will take them back home to bed
Because they're tired little murderers

If you go down in the woods today, you better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
For every crim that ever there was will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the Undertakers arrive on the Drive.

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