Head in the Clouds

I've got me head in the clouds

I'm not proud

I'm too old to be on Instagram

listen fam

most of me pictures are of clouds

it's what I remember from Geography

Cumulus, Cirrus and Nimbus

What cool sounding names I thought

I hadn't heard of Stratus

cos I had no status

Call me an Idealist

Call me Impractical

but just don't call me on the phone

because I am a loud mouthed introvert

with one head up me arse

and the other in the clouds

Hydra

the useless twat.

I never thought I'd end up a doleite

on the scrap heap of life

pretending to be a writer

Anybody can do that!

"I can do that" 

Yozzer would say

Every day, I while away the hours on the keyboard

better than banging your head on the sideboard

or is it the same thing?