Mamgu's on the Fentanyl

Mamgu's on the Fentanyl

Mamgu's on the Fentanyl

it's been making loads of people ill

but she's saying since she read about it in the Western Fail

after scoring it on the dark web 

it's the best thing for her ails

Forget your cannabis lotion or your liquid Mary Jane

She's gone to the source of the Ffynnon

the thing that clears your brain

She'd had Alzheimer's & Dementia

now those two are in the past

she honestly can't remember

what drug she's taken last.

She'd read about the 9 year old from Ely

coming back from Bulgaria with knuckle dusters and stun guns

and thought to herself

I wouldn't mind getting tooled up

for my two weeks in the currant bun

So Mamgu made the airport with her

Great Dane and Rottweiller too 

and instead of flying first class

she navigated the bloody thing

The Costas were used to villains
she was dressed up to the Nains (Get it?)

but Welsh Gran was too much for them

one whiff of the Fentanyl up her schnozz

and she went gunning once again

Every bar became like a shooting range at the fair

left the walking frame and danced up the stair

even those Fascist police with their three pointed hats 

stayed indoors and played with the cat.

What I'm trying to tell you see

is don't you dare F**k with Mamgu

especially if she's been on the Fentanyl

she could kill.