Truculent Reluctance

Are you reluctantly truculent

or

truculently reluctant?

My guess is the latter 

cos you have got fatter

too many things fried in batter?

Never mind

Pooer Dab

yewer eart will look good on the slab

Burke and Hare

for all your after life care

Stop pissing about bad poet and get to the point

there's summat yewer wanting to say!

Weeeell, wondering I am

if you really give a damn

you and the overgrown boy scout

you talk a good game

but it's always the same

it's muggins here observing

the passive aggressive.

You've got it down to a fine art

you're not alone. There's many a

"It's my way or the highway out there"

but perhaps they just hide it better.

I'm going out to buy a Red Setter

and threaten the baby sitter

but then I'll be on Wales Today

and waste away in a damp old flat in Ponty.

Are you truculently reluctant

or is it just flatulence?