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"Ice from three of the UK's biggest coffee chains has been found to contain bacteria from faeces, according to a BBC investigation."

Even more worrying was the fact that it was faeces from the same bloke.

Frank is an Anti-Capitalist and he goes in where Santa fears to tread

cos he knows that the artisan coffee houses are making too much bread.

The Cow and the Farmer, the Coffee Plantation and even the Barista

are making buttons compared to the Corporations who remunerate themselves

from our desire to drug and anaesthetise ourselves.

Coffee and a Chat

Coffee and a Crap

now that Frank has had the big idea.

He was thrown out of dragons den

for inventing the shit smelling pen

for executives.

He turns up to rallies and marches as the poo emoticon

but he is emotionless cos he knows Capitalism is a con.

We've tried it since the dawn of time,

thousands and millions have died.

How Frank got into the three high street chains on the same night

is still causing a stir down at the Met.

Still it makes a change from tragedy and terror

but it is still a metaphor

a sign of our times

that everything is shit

and Politicians

think it can be fixed by throwing money at it.

Big Arse Frank has now a job to do.

He is a Faecal Entrepreneur

He has pulled himself up by the bootsraps.

He's got on his bike

He's even wearing trainers sponsored by Nike

So down to the High Street Frank does run

Think twice when the nice lady offers you a

fresh currant bun.