Dearest Mama fetches it for the crossword and one will take a butchers at the football coverage but I fair dropped my Fortnum & Mason's Breakfast in a Bun this morning when I chanced upon pages 6 & 7. The aryan eagle eyed amongst you might be able to make the headlines out but if you've been to specsavers let me help you.
"Corbyn will face Labour attack dogs day after he is defeated", "Party's cut and paste manifesto" "The day leader backed the IRA" "They've finally lost their cool". All four articles written by two women, Caroline Wheeler: Political Editor and Camilla Tominey: Deputy Political Editor. The sound of silver spoons clinking in the best bone china must have been deafening at this editorial meeting. They are carrying on from their 'Exclusive' on Page 1 where they predict that May to smash Maggie record where they make 'BOLD PLEDGE TO BUILD HOMES FOR SALE AND RENT'. I am no housebuilder or Estate Agent but what else do you build houses for unless to sell or rent them out unless of course we are talking about Buckingham Palace. Caroline Wheeler then tells us to turn to page five where we are told 'ETHNIC VOTES WILL BE VITAL FOR TORY WIN'. By ethnics does she mean the Welsh, Scots and Northern Irish? because we do not share the same Crusader blood as her banner logo.
I am no Labour man, don't get me wrong, I hate Welsh Labour with every nerve and sinew in my body. I do not subscribe to Martin Shrimpton's view in the Western Fail that Corbyn Labour and Welsh Labour are one and the same thing. If that were the case cousin Carmine at Assembly FM would be rocking to the Socialist Beats across Cardiff Bay but he aint.
If I hate Welsh Labour, Kinnock, Howells and George Thomas et all, then I hate the Conservative & Unionist Party even more because I was educated by them. I went to a Medieval School with a Victorian ethos who taught us about Whigs and Tories. When my Autobiography is written you can read more about it, in fact I'll put some links at the bottom of this blog post for you. As a Ffrinj Nuttar of some repute I would advise Plaid Cymru to fight Welsh Labour and not Corbyn's Socialist Labour Party. If they think they can do an SNP and take on the terrible tories and leviathan labour then they are very optimistic or very stupid. I have just done what the vituperative Caroline and Camilla want me to do and that is turn on my own. The Nazi Propaganda of the Sunday and Daily Express, the effluence of the Mail, Star and Sun are affecting voter opinion. They are confirming voters' confirmatory bias. I do not love Labour but I hate injustice.
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