Hand me my pikestaff! Instead of a Referendum let us have a bloody Civil War to decide whether or not we stay within the European Union. The 'remain roundheads' against the 'cowardly cavaliers of brexit'. Instead of going into a voting booth on June 23rd, let us meet across St Fagans Field and the X shall be etched upon the foreheads of our foe! "He dropped his Daily Mail, just in time for me to brand him for life with the letters Brexit on his right arse cheek". I have just been unfollowed by somebody on twitter who I suspected to be a member of the 'Our Sovereignty' brigade. I even re-tweeted an anodyne post just to smoke them out a little. You see the Shark Fisherman's mantra is 'Trust No-one' even if you want their money for a sponsored walk. I have sent my Postal Vote off with the X in the Remain box. I wrote it in blood with my finger. The finger that I would use to flick the bird at my enemies in the Brexit Camp.
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