Why the hell would you put a Zebra in the window of your Hair Salon?
It was not far from St Paul's Cathedral and Mansion House
Does it shake its mane while being chased by a Tiger and cry 'I'm worth it'?
Is it to emphasise the victim status of the customers?
Me Lion charge a lot, you defenceless stripey horse that doesn't have much use bar helping people across the road
"It's a feature dahling, we are noted for our Zebra,
(turns) Is got you writing poem about it damn fool"
A poem is a bit strong but yes I have been inspired to write a few words of praise to..
"Zebras don't have names, stupid!
We are keeping it for the Lord Mayor"
"Boris the Buffoon?"
"his bikes have gone Barclays
and he needs a new mode of transport
and some dazzle camouflage"
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