Bullied into Bombing

We are being bullied into bombing Syria, not by America but by the Conservative Party. The Tories are bullies. That's why the electorate voted them in. There's a touch of the masochist about the British Public. How else can you explain their return to power after 11years of Thatcher. Blair softened us up and he was bullied into bombing Iraq by Bush "Yo Blair"! Now Cameron is getting his collar felt by Francois Hollande "Maintenant David" and who will be the fall guy? The only man of integrity in this sorry mess, Jeremy Corbyn. The Labour Party, his Labour Party are still full of Conservatives/Blairites who cannot get their head around the fact that he is the leader of their party and for them to use this, this matter of life and death to destabilise him is unforgiveable. Despite my impressive credentials of insanity, I am not able to call on the Intelligence of the Security Services. I can't look at the maps of Northern Iraq and nod my head sagely and say 
" Mmm, yes, bombing seems to be the only option ". Now is the time for mystic intuition. You will not be able to defeat ISIL with the 'sledgehammer to crack a nut' strategy'. Western Democracy is on the precipice. America is imploding from within if we are to believe 24 hour news. The Twin Towers go down, lets attack the invisible enemy in Afghanistan and Iraq. Russia has taken a couple of body blows recently and they must be remembering back to their occupation of Afghanistan. This is essentially an invisible enemy, the erstwhile 'enemy within'. Although it might not appear that way now, they might be doing us a favour, a horrific and bloody favour, by making us take a long hard look at our holy Roman Empire before it crumbles.  However painful it may be for the relatives of the Paris dead and yet another scar on the tissue of the collective unconscious, now is the time to 'Suck it up Buttercup'