Aberashley

Whilst sipping my 170 milligrams of filtered 'Bae Ceredigion' coffee, nibbling my carrot cake, be-topped with tomato, serrano chilis, fish, pumpkin seeds, and then washing the residue from my lips with a celery and water melon smoothie, a wry smile crossed my chops as I read Page 3 of the super soaraway 'Cambrian News'. The headline read 'More than 250 from Aberystwyth are users of adultery website. ' Now we know that the 'Snooze' has credible sources after it's gun toting, tippex waving expose of the General Election but 'Bodice Ripping' in Aberystwyth? Scarcely Believe. We are told that "the vast majority of users live in the more heavily populated areas such as Cardiff which has 6,000 users, Swansea with 3,000 users and Newport which has 1,200 registered users." No mention of Wrexham or Holyhead? No, they have their own specially tailored websites in the North. 'Baaar Humbug' I hear, the sexy, liberated, chiffon wearing hippies of West Wales cry. "Free Love, man". Well I'm sorry good gel, this is not 1971 Llanddewi Brefi we are talking about here, The Rainbow People are not walking around barefoot on the village green. This is the wobbling mass of humanity that trundles down Great Darkgate Street in it's Poundland Crocs! If Laura Ashley had not been taken over by the Retail God Tescos it could have re-opened as 'Ashley Madison'. Your One Stop/Pop-In/Pop-Up shop.  
The Cambrian News goes on to salivate "According to the same source, more than nine in 10 users of the site across Welsh towns were men". Well 'quelle surprise'. We all know that men are beasts and Dai Bando, the bard of Rhigos has always said in his poetry that 'Welshmen will f*ck a frog on the hop' or a 'broga on the naid' to go fully bilingual. So there are 250 male adulterers in Aber. That means that there are 25 females, hussies wearing red dresses parading along the Prom. So why is this of interest to the super single Shark Fisherman of Wales who still cannot figure out 'genitalial interaction'. Well I am fascinated by the dark side of human psychology and how it surfaces in the mundane. I have written a Blog Post about 'SECS' before and the comment at the end is perhaps more interesting than the post itself. Perhaps on the more charitable side, you should read a Blog Post by a geezer who sounds as if he knows what he's talking about.  Right, I'm off into town to get me some 'un-adulterated action'.