Ode to the Bastard A487

 

Ode to the Bastard A487

 

An ambulance on every corner

sirens acting as traffic lights

cars on their roofs

100 yard skid marks

The Holy Trinity

The Villages of the Damned

Llanrhystud

Aberarth

Llanon with Taxis all down one side.

I'm going to buy a snow plough attachment

and I am going to take them all on a one way trip to the scrap yard

and I don't care whether they've got residents rights.

Police in unmarked cars

after the event.

Drivers going just damn too fast especially on hill-top corners.

Cofiwch Tryweryn?

I'll never forget it because I was stuck behind a Mansel Davies lorry chugging along full of food stuffs at 20mph.

Tractors, Caravans, Speedboats

"Patience is a virtue"

said the Ceredigion Council Spokesperson in a high visibility jacket just before being hit.

"F**K that! Do something you T**t.

Llanddeiniol has been renamed 'Dolur Rhydd'

Roads of Death

lead

to

Aberystwyth

but it won't stop em coming

mile after mile after mile

The Air Ambulance awaits.