Ode to the Bastard A487
An ambulance on every corner
sirens acting as traffic lights
cars on their roofs
100 yard skid marks
The Holy Trinity
The Villages of the Damned
Llanrhystud
Aberarth
Llanon with Taxis all down one side.
I'm going to buy a snow plough attachment
and I am going to take them all on a one way trip to the scrap yard
and I don't care whether they've got residents rights.
Police in unmarked cars
after the event.
Drivers going just damn too fast especially on hill-top corners.
Cofiwch Tryweryn?
I'll never forget it because I was stuck behind a Mansel Davies lorry chugging along full of food stuffs at 20mph.
Tractors, Caravans, Speedboats
"Patience is a virtue"
said the Ceredigion Council Spokesperson in a high visibility jacket just before being hit.
"F**K that! Do something you T**t.
Llanddeiniol has been renamed 'Dolur Rhydd'
Roads of Death
lead
to
Aberystwyth
but it won't stop em coming
mile after mile after mile
The Air Ambulance awaits.
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