Advanced Directive

 

Advanced Directive

 

If I should play the Ukelele, naked in the snow and rain.

If I should continue banging my head despite the pain.

If I should scream in Russian at passing cars.

If I should play the Grand Piano in smokey old jazz bars.

If I should dress like Napoleon and wear Wellington’s boots.

If I should jump on shooting stars and wear lime green zoot suits.

If I should join the army at forty two, raid the pantry and paint my head blue.

If I should cry God for Harry, England and St George whilst on a day trip to Cheddar Gorge.

If I should write a sonnet then place a black tulip upon it.

If I should drink white lightning and say something rather frightening.

If I should take the neighbour’s cat on a world cruise, bet her in poker and then lose.

If I should write abusive letters to the Western Mail.

Christen vicars and end up in jail.

Then Dear Sir/Madam

 

Please let me.